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Take her home tonight?

  • Vika

    Votes: 20 15.6%

  • Aga

    Votes: 21 16.4%

  • Maria S

    Votes: 32 25.0%

  • Serena

    Votes: 18 14.1%

  • Sam

    Votes: 10 7.8%

  • Petra

    Votes: 9 7.0%

  • Angelique

    Votes: 16 12.5%

  • Caro

    Votes: 22 17.2%

  • Sara

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • Other- (multiple allowed) if yes, who?

    Votes: 44 34.4%
  • Total voters
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WTA one night stand

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Marty-Dom
So you find yourself at a WTA party attended by all top players. For that one night you are irresistible and every one at the party will go home with you if you so desire. Who do you go for, and why?
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nazzac
Shvedbarilescu said:
I think the threadstarter's deal is that we are irresistable for one night only and presumably after that night the selected tennis player wakes up to see us for who we really are. :oh:

So with that in mind, one really is just looking for one very special night. :lol:
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I'm irresistable all the time mate :lol:

But, maybe, just maybe. My idea could work. You never know, they might fall in love with you ;)
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Shvedbarilescu
nazzac said:
I'm irresistable all the time mate :lol:

But, maybe, just maybe. My idea could work. You never know, they might fall in love with you ;)
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Well that's very nice for you. ;)

I know I am not. :oh:
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nazzac
Shvedbarilescu said:
Well that's very nice for you. ;)

I know I am not. :oh:
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Truthfully, me and women are like two north poles of a magnet :lol:

Even on a good night, i'd end up with nothing
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binky-GOAT
Vika and Maria would be too strong for me, both in height and personality.

Serena, Sam, Petra...


I would take either Aga, Kerber or Caro because they're cute ;)
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Number19
A one night stand to me is a disposable experience. It can be great. It can be okay. Certain girls would not fit the profile for the hit it and quit it mentality of mine.

I'd chat with Domi and get her number and stuff but I want her for more than a night. I think I would do the same with Sabine.

With Vesnina I'd also just get her number. I'd really want develop a real relationship with her. Those eyes and that smile I need that for a life. I could see marriage and kids with her. She seems like she'd make a great mom. I see Shvedova similarly in this manner.

So, who for one night do I think would seem likely to be really good in bed?

Aga Radwanska? Maria Kirilenko? Flavia Pennetta? Iveta Benesova?

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Charlatan
Shvedbarilescu said:
I'd struggle to decide. Maybe Iveta, maybe Andrea, maybe Tsveti, possibly Magda. I'd probably just chat to a few of my favs and see whose personality most charmed me. If they had a real interest in music outside of the mainstream that would be a plus for me too. One thing for sure, it would not be a player inside the top 10.
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Shvedbarilescu said:
Of course you are absolutely 100% correct. To be a professional tennis player does require such focus and dedication that there really is very little time left to dedicate oneself to discovering music that is at all nonmainstream. The vast majority of tennis players have very mainstream tastes and quite understandably too.
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Shvedbarilescu said:
I think the threadstarter's deal is that we are irresistable for one night only and presumably after that night the selected tennis player wakes up to see us for who we really are. :oh:

So with that in mind, one really is just looking for one very special night. :lol:
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:help:

Only Shvedbarilescu would take too light of a topic as seriously as this :crying2:
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Stonerpova
Ivanovic. I'd fuck her till she's not a headcase anymore :lol:

Maria would be there, too.
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Doully
Sam.

She'd help me do some bicep curls and then we'd hit the gay strip downtown. :oh:
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Shvedbarilescu
sickfalsetto said:
:help:

Only Shvedbarilescu would take too light of a topic as seriously as this :crying2:
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I don't think you even have a clue when I being tongue in cheek. Often when I come across as most as serious is when I am being my least serious. That probably doesn't come across on the internet to people who don't know me and are not my friends but tough. :shrug:
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Stonerpova
RIP this thread.

The moment is lost :awww:
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Harry.
Shino, obvs.
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Queenpova
Maria S. of course. So gorgeous.
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Shivank17
Sgt.Timmykinz said:
Aga leading,her beauty knows no bounds!
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Its more like no one knows her beauty. :tape:
Besides, who's leading now(apart from other)? :oh:

Definitely Maria, Vika from the list. :angel: And Ana, MaKiri, Julia.
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hingis-seles
Caro for sure. She's got a smoking bod and her tits are just the right size - facially she's barely average but that bod is banging.
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Doully said:
Sam.

She'd help me do some bicep curls and then we'd hit the gay strip downtown. :oh:
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:haha:
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Yashal
Expat said:
sergey demekhine if he is still coaching some WTA player.
on this board more guys will be lining up for their husbands, boyfriends and coaches :secret:
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This :lol:
BTW, Ana and maybe Daniela. None of the above list.
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Mike81
Well Bineee baby is my only real love in tennis. I'd want her for more than one night though. I'd want a relationship and to love her, kiss her, hug her, marry her, hold her tight in my arms and never let her go :hearts: we have very different lives and different interests but I could teach her about stuff I know that she doesn't get to experience in her own life and she could train me to become a better tennis player. Tennis with a smile :)

Ok now time to stop fantasising! because I know this won't ever happen. Her 40 replies on twitter and me influencing her blind serving video is the closest I'll get to Bineee baby. Need to try my luck at speed dating or singles nights again and Binee's now taken anyway.
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Mike81 said:
Well Bineee baby is my only real love in tennis. I'd want her for more than one night though. I'd want a relationship and to love her, kiss her, hug her, marry her, hold her tight in my arms and never let her go :hearts: we have very different lives and different interests but I could teach her about stuff I know that she doesn't get to experience in her own life and she could train me to become a better tennis player. Tennis with a smile :)

Ok now time to stop fantasising! because I know this won't ever happen. Her 40 replies on twitter and me influencing her blind serving video is the closest I'll get to Bineee baby. Need to try my luck at speed dating or singles nights again and Binee's now taken anyway.
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Who's her boyfriend?
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lenas warriors
Francesca as am sure she would have a cabinet full of strap ons :shrug:

((id maybe stick a gag in her mouth and a bag over her face though))
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brickhousesupporter
Serena.....of course.
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