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American Idol’s William Hung Found Dead of Heroin Overdose7/13/2004 - Robert Krupto




Las Vegas, NV - Kitschy American Idol Star William Hung, famous for his botching of Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs,” was found dead yesterday, apparently of an intentional heroin overdose. The announcement of his death sent shockwaves to the tens of people who still found him funny.

Ironically, Mr. Hung was found by a VH1 camera crew sent to begin filing “William Hung: Behind the ‘Music.’” Viacom immediately decided to rename the special: “William Hung: fifteen minutes till death.”

Friends of Mr. Hung say he had become despondent in recent days. “I don’t know, it’s just so sad,” said Ming Tse, one of Hung’s former classmates at Stanford, “I heard him the other day on Snotbubble’s Morning Madhouse; he kept trying to make William say things like ‘me so horny’ and ‘hey sailor’ while playing the sound of a bomb falling. I just know William was hurting inside when Snotbubble got him to say, ‘you wanna some-e egg foo young-e.’ It was so sad. I just think he was tired of the commercialization of it all.”

Other friends, who had lost contact with him in recent weeks, feared he was becoming too “Hollywood.” “I’m not surprised he was on heroin,” said Hung’s engineering cohort Melvin Samples, “I mean just two months ago we were out at our usual corner table at Smitty’s, and William actually went and talked to some girls. The next thing I know he’s doing shots with some hipster guys; they were calling him ‘Long Duck Dong’ and making him say ‘au-to-mo-bile.’ From what I hear, it’s not a long leap from that to heroin addiction.”

Stanford’s hippy population immediately misconstrued the situation and adopted Hung’s death as a pet cause. “He was a victim of the corporate greed-machine, just like Kurt [Cobain] and Eddie [Vedder, who is actually still alive],” said one dreadlocked mourner outside the engineering department at Stanford University, where a makeshift memorial had been set up, “he just wanted to sing, and Fox decided to turn him into this joke, man, this fucking joke. They just ate him up and spit him out. Fucking Bill O’Reily. I think it’s because he was against the war.” The last comment is apparently in reference to the fact that Hung once answered “no, thank you” when asked whether he was “for or against the war in Iraq.” The Las Vegas police released part of his suicide note. It read, “I have no reason of living . . . my art which is my importance to the best everybody laugh to . . . I make end here . . . goodbye world of cruel.” Although Hung’s immediate family disowned him seconds after his appearance on American Idol, it is believed he has an aunt in Toledo, Ohio who will take care of funeral arrangements.




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Is this a prank?
 

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FraziersFan said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah..the same running "joke" that his middle name is "NOT".. williams NOT hung ;) :p
I'm thinking I don't wanna think about that. :eek: :gag:
 

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Athenaeum said:
"not" if your middle name is "not" :angel:
you're funny, you like kylie, you like james - of course I would! :hearts:
:angel: Well how about coming and seeing me sometime in PA.. :drive: ;) :zzz:
 

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FraziersFan said:
:angel: Well how about coming and seeing me sometime in PA.. :drive: ;) :zzz:
stranger things have happened..... :hehehe: :angel:
i could hold you to that invite :devil:
 

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omg i thought it was real!!!

people shouldnt joke about death and dying :(
 

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Helen, if I tried to stage my death I don't think anyone would post a thread like this for me. :sad:

Time to depression eat...
 

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Sally Struthers said:
Helen, if I tried to stage my death I don't think anyone would post a thread like this for me. :sad:

Time to depression eat...
Sal, the world would be devastated! All of Hollywood would close down like with John Ritter. People would erect a shrine next to your Walk of Fame star!
 

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Helen Lawson said:
Sal, the world would be devastated! All of Hollywood would close down like with John Ritter. People would erect a shrine next to your Walk of Fame star!
I need a new show so I can fake my death and get another emmy nomination.
 

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Sal, you got too much talent for that! I'm sure the right script will come along, and until then, just keep doing shit to pay the bills. You must have decent dough left over from All in the Family, and you got your spin off, so, hon, as long as you weren't Lauren Tewes, you should be fine. I have some investment advisor types, it's great, all overseas, sweatshops, shell companies, cash in trashbags, we make a fortune! It's all a pnzi scheme, but I got in at the ground floor, so it will be a profitable ponzi scheme for me.
 
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