[TylerDurden]

Venus and Serena both play, on average, about one tournament per month, or about 5 matches in one month, and since three or four of those matches are under an hour easy wins, they play about one or two matches each month where they will actually get slightly tired. There is no reason they can't play more and this proves how full of shit Serena was when she made excuses for her loss to Clijsters.

 

[TylerDurden]

71/12 is less than six matches per month, and I said they play five matches per month. You're the one who has shit flying out of their mouth infiniti, because I was right as it turns out.

 

[TylerDurden]

She is currently defending 10 tournaments jackass, and obvioiusly she is going to add/drop tournaments throughout the year, but if you average how many tournaments her and her sister have played throughout their career, it would be much less than 16.

But it's not only them to blame, tennis players are the most spoiled, bratty athletes anyway with the easiest, most luxurious season of any sport.

 

[TylerDurden]

Well then I suggest to Venus she takes an extra minute to stretch out her muscles or something, because she's been injured her whole career. Another annoying habit of certain pro athletes, for Christs sakes I've played at least two sports at a time, rigorously, since i was 5 years old and haven't sustained a single pulled muscle.

 

[TylerDurden]

Dude! you are so bitchy! You must be ugly or something. There is something behind this anger of yours other than low self esteem.

and since you are not on the pro level why would you sustain an injury? Keep playing whatever you playing, you'll lose that song to.

Please, I'm a very in shape young kid, I'd post pictures but I don't have any now because I changed computers, but since my friends have digital cameras I'll take one very soon and post it for your masturbating pleasure. And regardless of what 'level' I'm at, (which is better than Venus' but you can't compare sexes), none of the other top players save Mauresmo and Serena get injured as often, so I suggest a new personal trainer to her.

And regarding what I posted on the non-tennis board, he is either referring to the fact that I recently came out to my parents or he's talking about the pictures. The pictures were decent, the coming out was difficult, and if I recall infiniti was a jackass and invaded my personal life, but it was quite a while ago, so perhaps he would like to post here to remind us all?

Finally, tennis players have it the easiest, they travel around the country, are not required by coaches to practice every day (unlike the rigorous manditory schedule of other sports), can never be traded or fired, and only play, on average, a few hours of tennis per week.

 

[TylerDurden]

Rob Thomas? Meh.

 

[TylerDurden]

Fact: women's tennis players cannot compete with male tennis players who are either excellent high school players, juniors, or college players.

 

[TylerDurden]

Are you fucking kidding me? Even Wertheim has supported my case before. I'm faster and stronger than Venus and, yes, Serena and, yes, Martina and would defeat any women's player you throw at me. Merely being a good highschool player isn't good enough but I don't claim to be merely good, and you must be joking about college tennis. Perhaps you should go to the college of new jersey and check out their #1 player Marc Hill, who has a pretty good record but plays for a D3 school, not D1. He can serve 120+ and would blow Venus off the court 6-1 6-1 at his very worst.

 

[TylerDurden]

I'm not a USTA member. And there are certain things to be prideful about, and athletics is numero uno in my book.

I mean, I'm all for "girl power" or whatever, but a truly good highschool player for any sport beats a professional woman at any sport. Basketball particularly, football obviously, soccer surely, tennis definitely, track without a doubt, and baseball (comparing it to softball) for sure.