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If I were a womens tennis player, I'd go play all my tournaments in Asia, where the top seed in a 75k event is a no name n00b named Hachi Oochi Sun Sun Chao! :D ----____----



 

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I'd avoid you three.
 
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I would choose the same tournaments as Stevenson because I'd be able to get some cheap quality points :drool: ;)
 

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♣DADYO♣ said:
If I were a womens tennis player, I'd go play all my tournaments in Asia, where the top seed in a 75k event is a no name n00b named Hachi Oochi Sun Sun Chao! :D ----____----



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Beg for mercy and offer bribes.
 

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Marry the first billionaire who says hello to me. After a year eating garden slugs for breakfast, gold digging is the only life you'll know. That's what it's like playing the challenger circuit.
 

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I would play events where lots of fat girls, like Nicole Kriz were playing. I'd beat them by leaving a coupon for a free cheeseburger at McDonalds on their chair... she'd be out there faster than she'd chase down one of my drop shots! :haha: :haha:
 

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Have a close bodyshave, dress in drag and never get past the Q's of the $10k events cause I really suck at tennis.
 

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Elvira said:
I would play events where lots of fat girls, like Nicole Kriz were playing. I'd beat them by leaving a coupon for a free cheeseburger at McDonalds on their chair... she'd be out there faster than she'd chase down one of my drop shots! :haha: :haha:

Hello my dear fat ass friend whale!! :wavey:


Eat enough today?? :)
 
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