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Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?

Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?


This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.

A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.


The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.


Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!



Did you know?


Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.

People fart the most in their sleep.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.
 

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Thanks for the interesting information!:D
 

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Gross...:rolleyes:
 

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lol
 

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Newvina, you've done your research well. **Applause**

You might wanna stay away from Scotso.
 

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LOL!I love your signature,Jennifer!!:chuckling:
 

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:eek: I must stay away from elephants when they fart.. can you imagine how much they'll release?!!
 

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Speaking of flammable farts...it's true they can be. One time my cousin thought he'd be funny during a camping trip and so he farted over the campfire. Needless to say, his butt was toast the rest of the night;)

Just thought I'd add that to this knowledgable thread :D
 

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OMG!I never knew that was true!Haha..Poor thing...:sad:
 

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Oh yeah, a fart is a real flamethrower!
 

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

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Where did you get all this information from??
 

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super_hingis said:
theres nothing gross about a bottom burp its natural,and its better out than in for the person concerned.
Yeah, but not for the people around them! ;)
 
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