My God, I cannot believe you actually created this thread out of the figments of my imagination (for the uninitiated, see my response to "Is Ferrero really the 2nd least annoying man in the world?" thread below).
That said, absolutely first-class quote under your signature if I may say so.
Since I hail from that fair coastal hamlet, I can appreciate that quote far more than others might. At times it certainly is Yeastbourne, although right now is not one of them, I'm absolutely starving! But I digress, I digress...
Why the name change?! LOL! I remember I changed my name a few times earlier this year, but without Mrs_Guga, I felt weird and gross--and everytime I changed my name, I was back to this within a day or two. I hope you get sick of it