[email protected] RAKET bag made out of melanie's hairPhoenixStorm said:Well to be a bonafide grandslam winning champion with endorsement deals up the wazooo then it is only acceptable to begin training in the womb. Have your pregnant mother start with a daily excersise regiment of crunches along with light jogging and shadow tennis forehands and backhands on the local court. Being on the court helps facillitate a sense of connectedness to the court for the fetus, ie you. Next you should have your pregnant mother listen to tapes of john Macenroe bitching out linesmen, chair umpires, and random ballkids while she goes to sleep at night. That way the fetus, you, will develop the neccessary thick skin to survive the cut throat junior circuit.
Also it is highly reccommended to have Richard Williams come your pregnant mothers home and rub her belly three times while singing a spritual and making outlandish predictions. This way you, the fetus, will have absorb his uncanny ability to deflect the barbs and arrows of the media so your tennis dreams will never be under seige.
Then have your pregant mother fly to zurich to meet with dearest who she must convince to sew you a tennis raket bag made out of her hair. Since ancient peoples believed power rested in hair this tennis bag will bestow upon you, the fetus, all the neccessar finesse skills and tricks and tactics melanie molitor possesses.
NOW YOURE READY TO PLAY TENNIS, well once your born that is....