Yup, they're only doing the Top 10 List.... and here you go from the home office Sioux City, Iowa
10. Venus: ``Due to the bad economy, this year's winner only gets thirty bucks.''
9. Serena: ``Last year, a dozen players were carried off by giant West Nile mosquitoes.''
8. Venus: ``We can't give you any details, but we're very close to catching Saddam.''
7. Serena: ``You can only hit a ball over the net so many times without getting bored silly.''
6. Venus: ``I heard the Jets need a quarterback.''
5. Serena: ``We're spending our time in the lab developing a third, even more powerful Williams sister.''
4. Venus: ``What? The U.S. Open is this week?''
3. Serena: ``Can't concentrate on game with Mars so close to Earth.''
2. Venus: ``For once, we thought we'd give the other players a chance.''
1. Venus and Serena: ``Surprise! We're running for governor of California"