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Well, since there isn't any real tennis going on at the moment, how about us watching a match that will probably never take place in real life.
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Mirjana is hitting the felt off the ball! Winners off both wings taking advantage of Alex's mobility.

Alex to serve. Show em what you got Alex :bounce:

15-0: ace
 

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How did Alexandra get to the final anyone? Oh right she beat Steffi (in her prime) in the first round, then Venus, then Serena, then Chanda, then Jennifer, then Davenport, and now maybe Lucic!
 

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something's wrong. Alex is taking a bathroom break all of a sudden and her mother was seen giving her a hand signal before leaving the stands herself :tape:

Mirjana just put her head under a towel and ordered some hot dogs from a ballkid! :eek:
 

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Pam Shriver just said that Samantha stevenson escaped from the security guards and was seen running behind the court towards the controls for the scoreboard. More on this later.

Alex just returned to court wearing Serena (her best friend)'s catsuit from last year and a confused look...

oh, Mirjana's back too, she's being cheered on by the crowd..

Play to resume
 

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Alex breaks back :yeah:
She whips some backhands down the line and comes to net twice too!
Mirjana seems to have been adversely affected by those hot dogs, as she is holding her stomach after every serve:sad:

is no one else watching the US Open final this year? :p
 

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mirjana lets loose a throw up ala Pete Sampras...
She receives a code violation for 'bringing food onto the court'. The ump says that she's been warned in her last three matches to not use ballkids as delivery boys
 

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alextreiber03 said:
Omg Alexandra is having a BABY ON COURT!....its a boy! She throws the baby and continues to the play!
Samantha makes the catch...it turns out the baby was simply an egg Alex had stuffed into her tennis undies by accident :eek:

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