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>>WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
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>> HE: Can I buy you a drink?
>> SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
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>> HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like
>>yours.
>> SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
>>yours.
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>> HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>> SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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>> HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>> SHE: I must've been given your share.
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>> HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>> SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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>> HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
>> SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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>> HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
>> SHE: Okay, get out.
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>> HE: I think I could make you very happy.
>> SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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>> HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>> SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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>> HE: Can I have your name?
>> SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
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>> HE: Shall we go see a movie?
>> SHE: I've already seen it.
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>> HE: Where have you been all my life?
>> SHE: Hiding from you.
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>> HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
>> SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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>> HE: Is this seat empty?
>> SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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>> HE: So, what do you do for a living?
>> SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
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>> HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>> SHE: Do not enter.
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>> HE: Where have you been all my life?
>> SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest
>>dreams.

enjoy!!
try them out!!
 

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LOL..... those are hilarious Kisha... thanx! :D
 

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That's nice of you but I have my own way - How many inches? Oh that's all? Goodbye. - It's that easy hon.
 
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