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Q. Do you ever have a chance to ask when you and Lleyton are scheduled at the same time, do you ever make a request?
KIM CLIJSTERS: No, I really don't like watching Lleyton act an ass on the court, so I avoid watching hima as much as possible.

Q. It actually works out better the way it was today?
KIM CLIJSTERS: Yeah, I let him play and yell, "Let's go" while I can have some time to myself and put down some brews as well.

Q. The Australian Open semifinal, have you ever gone back and watched that on video?
KIM CLIJSTERS: Hell no! I want to forget that match.

Q. Any reason?
KIM CLIJSTERS: Did you see the match? I choked, damit!

Q. You don't like the look of yourself?
KIM CLIJSTERS: Well, may butt is second only to Serena's so I am not happy about that. Also, my complexion had some problems in the past, but after I met Lleyton, he gave me some special exercises to clear up my face.

Q. What about for your service motion?
KIM CLIJSTERS: No, it stinks.

Q. If you're not serving well.
KIM CLIJSTERS: I would get a camera to tape my service motions, but Lleyton would always steal the camera to tape my face clearing exercises with him.

Q. Some players are complaining about the balls being a little heavy. Did you sense that today at all?
KIM CLIJSTERS: No, I wish Lleyton's balls were heavier, but a girl sometimes has to be happy with what she's got, you know.
Oopps, er, you mean the tennis balls? Oh, am I bad.
No, the tennis balls are not too heavy.
 

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Willow - Is that a pic of you having some fun at the beach? :p LOL
 

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This is very silly, but it did make me LOL too!! :p
 

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Thank you, Fifi. :)
Frau - Chill out. :p
 

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Mrs_Guga said:
TeeRexx, I've seen you funnier. :sad: :( :fiery:
Was this before or after the Great Depression of the 1930's
 

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MR - I didn't know that you were that old dude. :)
By the way - Eat me :)
 

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This thread adds good things to the sum total of humanity because it contains a photo of a pretty woman in a bikini.

Every thread should, really.
 

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Spirit - You have the spirit, buddy. LOL
 

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Beggin - No, I will get back to Ms. Manners when I get the chance. :)
 

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Some people just don't know how to have any fun. :)
 

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LOL- i thought the last question was funny, the others were aswell but the last one was class.
 

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Bezza - I am glad that you smiled today. :)
 
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