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The Queen of England, Liz Windsor, has a bionic left eye. The original human eye was replaced before the Golden Jubilee and was given to her as a gift from Microptics Laboritories chairman Hans Zimmerman. The eye, which is electronically linked to the human optic nerve has zoom lense and night vision capabilities, with a range of up to 80 miles.

England's new National Stadium at Wembley is to be built on jelly foundations. The controversial project, costing bloody loads of money, has accepted a bid from Rowntrees to provide the jelly for the foundations. It is expected the flavouring will be strawberry, although this will be one jelly that won't be served with ice cream!

Saddam Hussein occasionally would wear a bra filled with potatoes in important meetings. Known as the "thought bra", he would ask servants to fill it with only the finest Maris Piper potatoes, which he claimed gave him special thinking energies. The bra and its potatoes content are number 32 on the US' deck of cards, and it is beleived to be manufactured by Gossard.
 
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