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"YES! We are not the Monkeys, but we've got the key!" - From Scooter's "Weekend". Infact you could name loads of Scooter lyrics but that's the pick of the bunch

"Can't Complain, Musn't grumble, Have another piece of apple crumble" - From ABC's "That was then, this is now", which if you go to one of the oh so many Martin Fry tribute sites, that is seen as genius!
 

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"Felix the cat, is on his back oh, Felix the cat what a twat. So who needs Colombo, he just got off a slow boat, from China or somwhere like that" - From Space's "Major Pager"
 

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I'd say that anything sung by Britney Spears is pretty pathetic
 

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"****** please I'm the Macaroni with the Cheese"

Been around the world -P Diddy

I have no idea what he means by it or is it just a stupid rhyme to make some more money.
 

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is it worth it?
let me work it.
put my thing down
flip it and reverse it.

-missy elliott

i'm like wtf??? makes the whole thing sound like mechanical...
 

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DeuceDiva said:
is it worth it?
let me work it.
put my thing down
flip it and reverse it.

-missy elliott

i'm like wtf??? makes the whole thing sound like mechanical...
What are you talkng about? Some people go through flipping and reversing every day. Especially when they're trying to encourage the outcome of something that was received indifferently in the past.
 

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What are you talkng about? Some people go through flipping and reversing every day. Especially when they're trying to encourage the outcome of something that was received indifferently in the past.
well, let me ask you something. just how indifferent are you? i mean...surely yellow works, no?
 

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Depends on the shade of yellow. I mean, if it's too strong, that could be a problem. But if it's a "light" shade, then .....
 

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MarcusRock said:
Depends on the shade of yellow. I mean, if it's too strong, that could be a problem. But if it's a "light" shade, then .....
and all this flipping and reversing...could it lead to other things? lol..
 

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and all this flipping and reversing...could it lead to other things? lol..
LOL. Only if you're driving in a car while it's raining. You know how people get romantic feelings doing that.
 

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lol...especially when you're travelling between ny and baltimore...
For some reason it ONLY happens when travelling between NY and Baltimore. LOL.
 

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For some reason it ONLY happens when travelling between NY and Baltimore. LOL.
another song with bad lyrics...

i'll pick you up at 3am
we'll go to church
then eat some yams
the roti may be kinda bland
i'll take a walk and let you hang
the balcony for you and me
you look at me
i see a tree
i'll check you out from way below
the parking lot is where i'll go
so sad that this may not work out
i guess we'll go back home, no doubt.

- the driver
 

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DeuceDiva said:
another song with bad lyrics...

i'll pick you up at 3am
we'll go to church
then eat some yams
the roti may be kinda bland
i'll take a walk and let you hang
the balcony for you and me
you look at me
i see a tree
i'll check you out from way below
the parking lot is where i'll go
so sad that this may not work out
i guess we'll go back home, no doubt.

- the driver
LOL. Why would you post these in a worst lyrics thread? Those are the best damn lyrics ever!!! LOL.
 

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MarcusRock said:
LOL. Why would you post these in a worst lyrics thread? Those are the best damn lyrics ever!!! LOL.

because, marcusrock...in a sense it's kinda sad. here, here's another verse from that same song...

listen to the pitter patter patter of the rain
isn't it romantic as we two so close remain?
hope this dampness doesn't start to wrinkle up my suit...
i haven't seen tekila yet...and oh she's awfully cute.

but now that i have seen her i have quickly changed my mind.
there's something 'bout that figure and i am not feeling kind.
we must return real quickly 'for i lose my food my friend...
say what you will i do not care this shit has got to end.

- the wills
 

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because, marcusrock...in a sense it's kinda sad. here, here's another verse from that same song...

listen to the pitter patter patter of the rain
isn't it romantic as we two so close remain?
hope this dampness doesn't start to wrinkle up my suit...
i haven't seen tekila yet...and oh she's awfully cute.

but now that i have seen her i have quickly changed my mind.
there's something 'bout that figure and i am not feeling kind.
we must return real quickly 'for i lose my food my friend...
say what you will i do not care this shit has got to end.

- the wills
LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!

Still, it's got to be a number 1 chart topper :D Some people just like witnessing others' pain. It's like the flame of another's torch going out makes them happy or something. ;)
 

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LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!

Still, it's got to be a number 1 chart topper :D Some people just like witnessing others' pain. It's like the flame of another's torch going out makes them happy or something. ;)
speaking of flames...

close your eyes
give me your hand, tekila...
do you feel my guts churning?
do you you understand?
do you feel the same?
or are you only creepy?
is this burning...
an eternal pain?

- the wills

p.s. you see, marcusrock, it doesn't matter. the requirement was just for worst lyrics not number one chart toppers..a real man would understand that... ;)
 

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speaking of flames...

close your eyes
give me your hand, tekila...
do you feel my guts churning?
do you you understand?
do you feel the same?
or are you only creepy?
is this burning...
an eternal pain?

- the wills

p.s. you see, marcusrock, it doesn't matter. the requirement was just for worst lyrics not number one chart toppers..a real man would understand that... ;)
LMAO! These songs all have profound lyrics. While I don't think they belong in this thread because I think they're pretty good, I somehow get the feeling that they were all written in under a minute's time while sitting in front of a laptop with wireless capabilities. Hmmm.
 

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MarcusRock said:
LMAO! These songs all have profound lyrics. While I don't think they belong in this thread because I think they're pretty good, I somehow get the feeling that they were all written in under a minute's time while sitting in front of a laptop with wireless capabilities. Hmmm.
lmao! (you know me.....)

correction, marcusrock : written in under a minute while sitting in front of a laptop with wireless capabilities while someone is crying...lol
 

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lmao! (you know me.....)

correction, marcusrock : written in under a minute while sitting in front of a laptop with wireless capabilities while someone is crying...lol
Just tell that someone that you'll take them to the cliffhouse again soon. That should calm things down. LOL.
 
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