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*Huge midditeranean mansion on the water<br />The roomates don't know who is picked too live here, the only thing they know is that they were picked:

<br />Cast members <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> 15 members instead of 7)

Amanda Coetzer*<br />Venus Williams*<br />Serena Williams*<br />Lindsay Davenport*<br />Anna Kournikova*<br />Martina Hingis*<br />Kim Clijster*<br />Nathalie Tuaziat*<br />Tommy Haas*<br />Layton Hewitt*<br />Andre Agasi*<br />Pete Sampras*<br />Andy Roddick*<br />Jim Courier*<br />Maggie Maleeva(replaced kefelnikov after he beat up hewitt)*

********<br />Venus and Serena walk into the door, where anna kournikova is already lying comfortably on the couch. Venus and Serena are accompanied by friend alexandra stevenson.

Anna: (grindes her teeth and gives venus, alex, and serena a nasty inpolite look) Did you all get picked in this house!

Serena: Would I be bringing a suitcase if I ain't gonna live here.

(Venus and alex burst out laughing) (anna turns bright red and angry)

Anna: If you talk to me in this tone of voice, you will be living outside in the dog house.

Anna: and serena, while you are here remember to take long baths.

Anna: You smell like a wet nasty puddle.

Anna: You know there is a thing called hygine.

Serena <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> Very angry) And there is a think called a hoe in this world too.

Alexandra: Anna, how did you get on this show, did you sleep with the producer.

Anna: Are you on this show?<br />(angry)

Alexandra: No(laughing)

Anna: then get out of this house and go back to mommy, where you can get your ass whiped for free.

Alexandra: Bitc*(leaves house says bye to venus and serena and slams door.)

Anna: (laughing) Look mommies girl left.

Serena: I wish you would leave.

Anna:"Child pleazzze".

Serena: Who u callin a child.(serena is inturrupted by the door)

(Amanda Coetzer,Lindsay Davenport, Tommy Haas all walk into the door)

Anna,Venus,serena: HIIIIIIIIIII

Anna: Amanda how are you sweetie?

Amanda: I'm really tired, I have a bad head ache.....After a long plane ride everything is just dizzy.

Amanda: By the way do they have a fitness room here.

Venus: all I really really hope so.

(Amanda smiles)<br />(venus Smiles)<br />(anna Smiles)

Lindsay: So this looks like a pretty big house, i know i will just love it here.

Tommy: Wee Wee the city of love, I hope we really get to know each other better girls.<br />(gets closer to amanda)

Tommy: Amanda, do you want to go to the gym, and work at it a bit.

Amanda: sure, drop off my bag and i'm ready for a 25 mile jog.....

Tommy: hey we can use the same shower after.<br />(grins)

Amanda <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> blushes) I think Not.

Tommy: ohhh, i didn't mean both of us in it at the same time, we can take turns.

Anna and Serena: Sure next you will be asking her, to demonstrate a split for you on top.

Serena: Playa.....

Amanda: guys its alright, he didn't mean it that way.(Smiling sweetly)

Lindsay: So Venus, you know who else is coming.....

Venus: umgh no, but hopefully Martina or Nat won't be here., Someone will have to hold me back if they are here.

( martina and nat walk in)

Nat: This shack is it, I expected something a lot better, No one treats me with any respect. Basta*ds

Anna: I wonder why....

Nat: Atleast i'm respected more then you.

Nat: I don't walk around with my underwear down.

Martina: thats right you wear no underwear.

Anna: yeah she does, they are just size 12's

Lindsay : (changes subject) well is ths it.

(Jim Courier arrives with Maggie Maleeva)<br />(maggie is freaking everybody out with her hardcore shirt)

Amanda: Hey Sweetie

Jim <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> inturrupts amanda) Is Andy here, ohh i hope he is here. We can look at the stars, we can skinny dip and play truth or dare............

Maggie: What are you going to dare him.

Maggie: ohh, I know, are you going to ask him for a blo* jo*.

Jim: no(embarrased)

Nat: Admit it you are gay.

Jim: No i'm not, i love women's personalities.

Nat: Sure Jim and anna is a virgin.....

(kim clijsters, and Hewitt walk in)

Anna: Hey layton, thanx for the late night tennis lessons last night, you really helped me with my net play.(Laughs)

Kim <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> jealous and furious)<br />I though you said you were over you're moms yesterday.

Layton: ummgh yeah, i saw anna, and umgh she asked me for a tennis lesson.

Kim: yeah where did you see her.<br />(curious)

Layton: umgh umgh her aunts, sister's, cousin's friends neighber is friends with my mom anna was just umgh visiting.

Tommy: (tommy is back from the Rest room)Layton, man you are here.

(Layton nods)

Tommy: great man, we will have some good times, like before, remember that one time when that dancer danced for you in the bar.

Layton <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> looks at kim) Nope , no clue

Tommy: You remeber you paid her a $100.00 for a lap dance and told her to call you big pappi....or maybe was it big daddy....

Layton <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> trips tommy) Oops sorry i slipped, did i trip u(voice gets louder.

Serena and Venus: playa

Kim: Its over!!!!!

Layton: bububbbububuttt bababay i love u.

Anna: No he don't

Kim: Shut up u slu*

Serena: yah go kim, girl power, you tell the dog off.

Layton: shut up u monkey.....

Serena <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> snaps her fingers in his face) you prejadiced pig you bastar*

Kim: layton you told me no more prejedice remarks.

Layton: ugh i wass just calling her that because, because ugh monkeys are my favorite animals...<br />it was a compliment....<br />(inturrupted)

Serena <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> Punches him in the face) you stupid racist male sophinist ****r, **********,m********,**********s****.

Andy,Pete, and andre walk in through the door.

Pete: oww hey guys will someone take my coat, here serena, i know you will be privalleged to take the coat of a legend like me, i mean since you are a woman......

Serena: I ain't taking your coat, you hairy fu*kin* bear. I'm not your maid or your woman..(punches him in the face)

Anna: here andre I will save serena the trouble.<br />(anna punches andre in the face)

Andre: what was that for......(starts crying)WAAAWAWAWAWA

(jim courier looking at andy the whole time)(changes the subject)

Jim: so andy come on give me a hug...

Maggie: yeah and take of your pants for him too, while you are at it.

(Everyone but jim and andy burst out luaghing)

SCENE ONE ENDED

SCENE TWO WILL RESUME LATER

thank you what do u think of this show so far.................................

[ December 05, 2001: Message edited by: bulgar ]</p>
 

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what do you guys think........
 

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Wow! That was really interesting, especially since I can imagine that kind of jealous interaction going on between most of the top players. <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> I think the dialogue was very well done and the idea of the top players all living together "to find out what happens when people start acting real" (or something like that) is unique since all of us know that you would have to pay these players a lot of money to live together!

Tell me what brought about the inspiration for this dialogue. I would be interested to know! <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
 

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thanks apoet29, you are the sweetest poster on this board.

<br />umgh i was watching the new real world, and i was like thinking to myself, this show, with this people is so boring, then i turned the channel into espn classic and i saw the kournikova V.S. Williams match, which was kournikova's best year when she reached the final of lipton and lost to venus in 3 sets after leading her, i suddenly had a flashback and i remembered what animosity anna had for venus after that match, anna wouldn't say anything but she was so heartbroken that she lost that she seemed to almost hate venus at that moment...<br />ever since its been like a mini war........ and that got me thinking off:<br />there are so many diffrent players on the tour with so many different opinions and personalities and so i tough what if there was a show like that, it would have really high televison rates, and it would be extremely popular and there would be so many fights and friendships, i think it would make a great show,. anyway a lot better then other reality flicks, i mean this people are actually interesting and in the realworld everyone is usually alike and nobady fights or gets hooked up but on this show, wait and see it will really heat up with my next post........ <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
 

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LMAO! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Keep going Bulgar!
 

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ILUVJELENA ,

you should know that, jelena dokic will visit the cast in one of the episodes........
 

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Great storyline! <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> Keep it going <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> *whrisper* Nathalie better slap Andre and kick him out the house <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Hehe
 

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Bulgar that is very good <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> you have a talent for writing a script
 

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OMG! This is just so funny! More more please!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

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I think you are right on about Jim Courier's overwhelming love for Andy Roddick. When he sang that song about andy at Wimbledon I almost pee'd my pants from laughing. I think there should be an Andy/Anna/Jim 3 way in a later installment of your real world!
 

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Let's have a Martina, Anna, Venus and Serena bitch fight! That'll be cool <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
 

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bulgar,<br />you must hang around with african americans because you got the attitude and the phrases so correct. when Serena said playa, i was on the floor.
 

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Thank you guys so much, thanks rasputin, Nina_rus , Williams_Rulez , ILUVJELENA , AlexSydney ,brickhousesupporter , MaryLinda , <br />selesfan1 .

brickhousesupporter ,<br />yeah i hang out with so many diffrent crowds, and i have my homies too, you learn so much from people , its amazing.........

<br />love ya all thanks for posting:
 

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scene 2 underway
 

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Scene2:

(a couple of days later)

(maggie takes of her walkman and goes to talk to nat.)

Maggie: Nat what are you writing.....

Nat: allll, well, actually i'm writing a new tennis book.

Maggie: Whats the title?(annoyed)

Nat: ugh, its called "LEGENDS LIKE ME"

Maggie: What is it about?(annoyed)

Nat: Me

Maggie: am I in it?

Nat: owwhhh leave me the fu*k alone, you communist bit*h.

Maggie: Granny, come on take it easy.....,

Maggie: actually I know what will help you out, why don't you take some viagra...

Nat: Out, Out, Out!!!!!!!!!<br />Leave you stupid Euro trash......

Maggie: (walks away, smiling) Ugh you are European too.

Nat: (really angrily, she reaches for her purse, and takes out some viagra pills.) Granny is going out tonight. (starts singing) voule vu kushe avecau

(meanwhile over at the pool, martina and anna are swiming)

Marty: Ohhhh I'm sooo gorgeous, I'm stunning, I have a bod to die for, do you think, tommy wants me.....

Anna: sure, whatever, well you are pretty but you can learn from the best or in other words, the gorgeous blonde beauty besides you.

Marty: Anna, I think you have a skab on your face.<br />(laughs)

Anna: Bitc*, you are lying.

Martina: excuse me, If I am a bitc* you are a hoe.....

Anna: you are jealous because I'm better then you.

Martina: There is only one thing you are better at being a Hoe.

(anna bit*h slaps martina, and throws her out of the pool)

Martina: You nasty Hoe, you stretched my bathing suit.

Anna: no your ass did that.(laughs)

(martina jumps on anna and starts pulling her by the hair.)

Anna: ahhhhh ahhhhhhha ahhhhhhhhhh, my hair that is a $1,000.00 hair style.

Martina: you look better without it.

(They percieve in rowling on the ground and beating the shit out of each other.)

(Nathalie hears the cammotion and goes to the poool to discover them fighting, she leaves again and quickly comes back with a camara.)(she starts videotaping them)

Nat: this is great stuff, i'm going to make a movie.<br />(proud)

Nat: Martina, hit her in the face, thats good , good.

Nat: Anna, Are you going to let her call you a bitc*.

Nat: come on fight, fight.

(Anna and martina relise they are being videotaped)(they stop fighting and go after nat)

Anna and martina: You old hag, give us the tape, have you taped anything.

Anna: aww my hair looked terrible on there, give me the tape.

Martina: Oww and my face was red on there, give me the tape....

Anna and martina: give us the tape.

Nat: this is even better then the time i videotaped alexandra fusai and her husband, that was a candid moment, that tape was better then the pam lee and tommy lee tape.

Nat: but this is even greater, are you bitc*es crazy, i'm selling that tape on ebay.

Anna: grab herrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Martina: old ugly Bitc*

Nat: get away.(starts running as she is chased by martina and anna for the tape)

[ December 05, 2001: Message edited by: bulgar ]</p>
 

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My goodness, you certainly know how to give the audience what they want: an oldfashioned bitchfest! Your writing is very vivid. It immediately made me think of the Anna-Martina fight in Chile this time last year! <img src="cool.gif" border="0">

You're the man! Just a suggestion. Since you like to walk around naked, maybe you should write a scene where Pat Rafter or some other hot young male player likes to walk around naked too. All the ladies on the board will thank you.<br /> <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />
 

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okay apoet.
 
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