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Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a Princess named Angelica! She was looking for her "Prince". There were 2 suitors, Pea and Carot! We pick up the story while Angelica is meeting with her suitors!

Angelica:"I cannot choose amongst you!"
Carot:"What must we do to sleep with you, your sexiness?"
Pea:"Yes, we would do anything for you, Divine One!"
Angelica:"There will be a contest! Nude Jello Wrestling!"
Pea and Carot:(in unison)"Yeeessssssss!!! We Love That!"

Meanwhile, in another part of the Kingdom, our hero, Per4ever, faces his biggest weakness!

"Anna K. Dirty Dancing In Front Of Per4ever":" Do you like Per4ever?"
Per4ever: (Drooling Heavily)"Yessss!!! Must Have Sex!
Anna K. Removes Her Clothes
Anna:"Do You See Anything You Like?"
Per4ever:
"Yeeeesssssss! Me Like!"(Per Drooling Still!)

Back At The Arena, In Front Of 20,000 Screaming Fans And Princess Angelica, Pea And Carot Are Naked And Prepared To Wrestle.
Pea: Ya Know, Carot, you really do have a beautiful boday!"
Carot: Well, Thank-You Pea! You Do As Well! Wanna Run Away And Live Happily Ever After With Me?
Pea: (Drooling) " I was hoping you'd say that!"

Pea and Carot Kiss Passionatley, than run away, hand in hand! Our Princess Is Broken Hearted!

Meanwhile, back with Per4ever

Anna K.:" Well You Can't Have Me!"
Per4ever:"Doh!"
Anna K.:" Throw Out The Pervert!"

Per4ever, Having Been Thrown in the gutter and naked, crawls across town where he bumps into Angelica!
Per4ever:"My Goddess!
Angelica:"My Lovely Pervert!"

Angelica and Per4ever Fall Into Each Others Arms, And Have Mad Passionate Sex Right There In The Middle Of The Street! Of Course, They Live Happily Ever After! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
 

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

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I second that K
 

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Leave me out of your future porn movies!:p I have a contract with another so......;)
 

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Angelica, Pea, And All!

Glad Everyone Loved My Masterpiece! :) :D ;)
 

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Not everyone...:rolleyes:
 

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Not everyone...:rolleyes:
Ahhhhh..., Your Just Jealous Cuz You Didn't Get Per4evers Role! ;) :angel:
 

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*sigh*:rolleyes: Per is sooooo lucky...:rolleyes:
 

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Sure!:wavey:
 

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