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"The water board have just turned the water off and I don't have a sodding clue what to do. We haven't been shopping for a week and the only bottled liquids we have in the house is weedkiller and turps, I'm running round like a f**king pillock... I'd piss on her head but my bladder is running on empty".

What would you do in this situation?

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Enjoy your new-found freedom.
 
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Videotape it..
 

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Do we win a trophy for a good answer?

I would tell her it is the new style. To stop it, just throw the sheets on her head, suffocating the fire is the best way to put it out anyway.
 

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Oh, I failed to point something out.

All the fabrics in your house are from pre 1988 (or whatever year) laws, none of your sheets, furniture or shoes are flame retardent...

Looks like that bottle of turps may come in handy.
 
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