[esquímaux]

Just as there are such conditions as 'tennis elbow' and 'tennis toe,' there is also the little known "tennis face." Many players fail to realize the early symptoms of this epidemic until is has reached it's latter stages....when treatment is nearly impossible. Symptoms: uncontrollable scowling on court and appearing to be wearing a halloween mask. Adverse effects: frightening the fans. Treatment: acupuncturing face before matches and in some severe cases Botox maybe needed!

In addition, tennis face has several types:

Type A: Constant smiling with every groundstroke
Type B: Nawing lips
Type C: Snarling!
Type D: Chin abnormalities
Type E: Loss of sight, funky hair, and face becomes a Halloween mask

 

[Avid Merrion]

Lmao! :lol:

 

[fleemke³]

:haha::lol:

 

[DA FOREHAND]

lol!!!

 

[ruben]

lol

 

[mentos]

teeheehee :lol:

 

[Следопыт]

:haha:

 

[Daniel]

:lol:

 

[TennisFan75]

that was too funny! thanks for the laugh!

Jay

 

[carot]

eh eh he

 

[Gallofa]

I think Conchita's the most severe.



Nice one!

 

[brunof]

Who is Type C? Is that Stevenson also?

 

[NaturalBlues]

LOL

 

[esquímaux]

Who is Type C? Is that Stevenson also?

yep, except Alex has developed a case of Type E and C!

 

[croat123]

:haha:

who's the player in e?

 

[esquímaux]

:haha:

who's the player in e?

Type E is Lina Krasnoroutskaya, but her case has been treated with 50 cc's of Botox, black hair dye, and a win over Kim Clijsters! Here is her update photo with fellow Russian Svetlana Kuznetsova:

Lina has also been helping Svetlana with her case of Type E tennis face!...scary

 

[esquímaux]

Oh geez, even ATP players are being diagnosed. Taylor Dent is showing signs of Type E. Quick, cover the children's eyes!

 

[lee station]

Lina looked kinda cute even with the type e

 

[esquímaux]

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Apparently, tennis face is affecting players all over the sport! WTA physicians have released the following recent cases:

Type B:

Type C:
Please stop Cappy you're scaring the kids!

Type E:
For the love of God! ! ! !

"During her match, Serena calls the ballboy for a quick Botox shot".....so that's what happens during commercial breaks

Shear frightening!

and last but definitely not least.......Radek is celebrating Halloween a little early

We'd like to extend our deepest sympathies to all the players, and we pray for a fast and speedy recovery

 

[tenn_ace]

gosh, I haven't had such a good laugh in a loooooooong time thanks