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I'll kick us off with just two of the many legendary Belper Town "Behind the Goal Massive" Songs...

THE REFEREE'S GOT BSE (To the tune of Old McDonald), straight into SWINE FEVER (To the tune of "Night Fever")

The referee's got BSE,
Ee ei ee ei oh,
The referee's got BSE,
Ee ei ee ei oh,
With a mad cow here,
And a mad cow there,
Here a cow, There a cow,
Referee's a mad cow,
Referee's got BSE,
Ee ei ee ei oh

Swine Fever, Swine Fever,
The referee has caught it...
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Sung during the foot and mouth crisis when Belper Town played Kendal Town of Cumbria, Cumbrian farmers had been hit hardest by the crisis which saw many cattle culled in huge pyres. But did we sympathise? To the tune of Guantanamera...

"SING WHEN YOU'RE CULLING,
YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE CULLING,
SING WHEN YOU'RE CULLLLING",
YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE CULLING"
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"You've lost that loving feeling" - sung to the tune of "You've lost that loving feeling" !!!

Forest fans sing it when they go a goal up - I think its unique anyway.
 

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Always piss on the left side of the Trent, duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh,
Always piss on the left side of the Trent, duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh...
 

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Another Belper Town favourite sung to Rock the Casbah (take note, Jerry Howarth is a local butcher who provides the pasties to the Belper Town catering)

Jerry Howarth's pasties...
ROCK THE TEABAR,
ROCK THE TEABAR,
 

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Originally Posted by JoeyWinson3.0

Always piss on the left side of the Trent, duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh,
Always piss on the left side of the Trent, duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh...
*cough* 4-1 *cough*

"Going up, going up, going uuup, going up going up going uuuuuuuuuuup!!!"

I had to sit with the Derby fans for Forest v Derby at Pride Park, and that song did make me laugh.
 

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"come on feed the goat" sang to the tune of "come on feel the noise"

so come on feed goat
come on feed the goat
he wants more more more
he wants more more more
and just repeat it

or there is..

feed the goat
feed the goat
feed the goat and he will score
feed the goat and he will score

all for shaun goater of manchester city
 

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As most of the people I go to Cricket with also go to watch Wasps play, we have adapted a few Wasps chants for Middlesex Cricket club. The best one is to the "Allez Allez Allez Wasps Wasps Wasps" chant. Our version is

"Middle Middle Middle"

If someone replies we stand up, point at them and shout out "Pervert!"
 

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"Hands off if the bird says no" sung to the same tune as "1-0 to the Arsenal"

This was sung by the Hearts fans to the Hibs fans, as one of their famous fans is John Leslie (the guy that used to be on Blue Peter and This Morning), we obviously sang it in reference to all the allegations about him and Ulrika.
 

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Jono - Derby's players decided to have a lap of honour today... turned out to be a lap of dishonour as only 2000 fans stayed behind to see them come out, the vast majority of which booed them until they went off the pitch!

Put some money on us going down next season, we are sprialling towards the conference...
 

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To the tune of Band Aid's "Do they know it's Christmas", sung by Belper fans at Christmas..

It's Christmas Time,
Matlock getting stuffed again,
At Christmas Time,
They've let in four, it should be ten,
In a league of more than twenty,
Matlock stage the pantomime,
Laugh your heads off at the scum,
This Christmas time,

But save a prayer,
Pray for the Matlock fans,
In the retro bar,
And the condemned stands,
There's a ground outside the Meadow,
It's a place that no-one fears,
Where the only water flowing,
Is diluted piss like beer,
But all the scum fans stand there,
Like they will forever do,
WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD YOU'RE YELLOW,
INSTEAD OF BLUE!

And there won't be goals for Matlock Town this Christmas Time,
Mid table's the highest place they'll climb,
Where no-one ever cheers,
It's been that way for years,
Do they know it's Unibond at all...

Here's to you,
Sing to the bang of the drum,
Here's to them,
They will always be the scum,
DO THEY KNOW IT'S UNIBOND AT ALL...

Feed the Massive,
Steak and Kidney Pies and Chips and,
Feed the Massive,
Steak and Kidney Pies and Chips and...
 

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one thing us aussies say a lot when viewing the english footbal team verse australia is "if you lose this you're crap at eveerything" but that isn't really a chant.

i'm sure everyone knows our chant:

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Aussie!
Oi!
Aussie!
Oi!
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
 

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Gowza... yes everyone knows that chant... but you nicked it form the cornish based chant "Oggie Oggie Oggie" that was invented in the 16th century.

When our school played an Aussie touring side and won 3-0, we got behind our lads by singing (to the tune of coming round the mountain)

"You're the biggest open prison in the world,
You're the biggest open prison in the world,
You're the biggest open prison,
Biggest open prison,
Biggest open prison in the world".

I got a detention for starting that chant so thank you Australia.
 

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Joey, Derby will go straight back up if they keep George Burley, but if Gregory comes back, I'm willing to bet my student loan on relegation. ;)

By the way, some of Belper's songs are very amusing. Sounds like you have a great atmosphere at matches.
 

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Bye Bye Bye Bye
Bye Bye Bye Bye
Bye Bye
Bye Bye
Bye Bye Bye Bye
 

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Ohhhh Lanky, Lanky,
Lanky, Lanky, Lanky, Lanky,
Lan-ca-shire!

Repeat until beer wears off.
 

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(To the tune of "That's Amore" for Andy Evans)

When the ball hits the back of the (insert team name's) net,
That's Welsh Andy...
Da da daa daaa...

And a revised version of a Rams chant

Gregory, Gregory,
Johnnie Gregory,
He's got dyed hair,
And he's a c*nt,
Johnnie Gregory..
 

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Originally Posted by jonathan_crane (Me)

Joey, Derby will go straight back up if they keep George Burley, but if Gregory comes back, I'm willing to bet my student loan on relegation.
Sorry that has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever said. I think I was living in a dreamworld. For some reason I thought Derby had been relegated.....dream on boy!!

Burley will probably be going to Fulham, if they can hold on to him, I think they will do quite well. But if Gregory comes back, then they are in trouble.

Come back John Gregoryyy,
come back John Gergoryyy,
and so on...
 
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