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Just curious.

If so, how did the person react? Did they say something about it and you pretended it wasn't you or did you fess up? Or did they pretend not to smell it but the change in their facial expression told you otherwise. Share.
 

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DeuceDiva said:
have you?
My threads all come with a "no need to share my answer" clause.
 

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I would not feel comfortable asking the person if they just ripped one. The most awkward is when you are pretty decent friends with someone and you accidentally let one go in front of them for the first time...You know, testing them to see if they think it is funny or not.
 

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I would not feel comfortable asking the person if they just ripped one. The most awkward is when you are pretty decent friends with someone and you accidentally let one go in front of them for the first time...You know, testing them to see if they think it is funny or not.
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Keith said:
I would not feel comfortable asking the person if they just ripped one. The most awkward is when you are pretty decent friends with someone and you accidentally let one go in front of them for the first time...You know, testing them to see if they think it is funny or not.
Haha!
 

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Keith said:
I would not feel comfortable asking the person if they just ripped one. The most awkward is when you are pretty decent friends with someone and you accidentally let one go in front of them for the first time...You know, testing them to see if they think it is funny or not.
lmao!
 

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Old Russian anecdote about this subject...

As it was in 19th century, Russian officers were usually nobles and men of honour and would always do anything to help a woman..

Three people in clothes of officers and a lady are in the same compartment of a train. One of three men is, in reality, a well known scoundrel. Some smalltalk.. Suddenly lady farts. A Russian officer can't see a lady being embarassed.. So one of three officers says "Excuse me" as if it was him.. 5 minutes later a lady farts again. The second one says "Excuse me" as if it was him. Two minutes later the third man ( which is our scoundrel ) stands up and declares :" Guys, I need to take a leak, but if inmeantime this bitch shits all over this place, blame me for that".
 

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I was sooooo embarassed the other day :eek: . I was in my uni libary, it was quite quiet and was just browsing around, and then i let one go but didnt think much of it cos no one was around, and then about 10 seconds later a girl entered the same book ayle,ile (spelling) and went to the same section :eek: , she would have smelt it , there was no way she couldnt, i stayed around pretending to look at books as to not give it away it was me, and then left :eek:

I feel better for sharing now :wavey:
 

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I'll admit it!

I cant think of a specific time, but I know I've been in the mens room alone before and let one rip. Then as soon as that happened someone walked in to use the facilities. That sux...I just got out of there as quickly as possible..
 

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Neely once passed gas when she was singing "Give a Little More" during her rehearsal on MY show, before Bellany tied a can to her tail and threw her out of MY show at my request. Even though she had a run of the play contract, Bellany tricked her into quitting. That is why I pay Bellany to get off his butt and earn his oats!

The whole cast was mad at Neely's gas problem. It was long before she became addicted to red ones, booze and dope, so she really had no excuse for it either. Truth be told, the whole cast, except for Jennifer, was happy she left the show.
 

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Well? I know there's more.
 
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I did at work. I was in the conference room and just after I farted a colleague walked in. I told him straight away and he laughed as I started to fan away my fart with this ream of paper.

I think the only time I'd be embarassed about farting would be during sex (coz of the intimacy), and it's happened to me but I wasn't the one who farted. He was a bit tight so I was gradually sliding my cock in then slipping it out. At one point, I slipped it out to put some more lubricant on my cock, and that's when he farted and we laughed. I pulled away to let the scent dissipate then a minute or so later I was inside him again and we ended up having some really hot sex.
 

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Sure, why not, if i'm shopping and an old dear is in the same aisle, i may let one go and wait for the expression on her face.

My f/m8 once let one go in the chemists and moved away and an old dear told ME off, i just pissed myself laughing
 

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Ben Brigham said:
I did at work. I was in the conference room and just after I farted a colleague walked in. I told him straight away and he laughed as I started to fan away my fart with this ream of paper.

I think the only time I'd be embarassed about farting would be during sex (coz of the intimacy), and it's happened to me but I wasn't the one who farted. He was a bit tight so I was gradually sliding my cock in then slipping it out. At one point, I slipped it out to put some more lubricant on my cock, and that's when he farted and we laughed. I pulled away to let the scent dissipate then a minute or so later I was inside him again and we ended up having some really hot sex.
lol!

I've had partner's who have fanny farted, does that count.

And after sex you need to fart anyway, well i do, partners have made a point of this like it's a rarity :confused:
 
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