Stupid Joke Of The Day 2019

Super Dave · 2019-02-11T12:43:11-0500

Rads101 said:
That's too subtle for me...

Is it because you don't? Or does the "..." stand for "censored"?

The flight never stops, so how do you get off it?

Super Dave · 2019-02-13T13:25:44-0500

I had a neck brace fitted years ago. I haven't looked back since.

Super Dave · 2019-02-13T13:26:05-0500

How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.

JN · 2019-02-13T14:12:54-0500

Super Dave said:
How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.

:lol:

Super Dave · 2019-02-15T09:17:39-0500

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Super Dave · 2019-03-05T10:58:19-0500

I just got hit by a rental car.

It Hertz.

Super Dave · 2019-03-05T10:59:16-0500

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Super Dave · 2019-10-11T09:44:56-0400

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Super Dave · 2019-10-25T10:21:23-0400

Why did the Clydesdale give the Thoroughbred a glass of water?