Tennis Forum banner

21 - 40 of 69 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
30,811 Posts
Knock knock...Who's there?...Broken Pencil...Broken Pencil who?...
 
Never mind, it's pointless.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
18,969 Posts
What message did the broken phone get after being dumped by his girlfriend?

 
"If you liked me you should have put a ring on it."
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
18,969 Posts
a fly starts a conversation with a dog

-what kind of dog are you?
-a wolfdog
-what does this mean?
-that my father was a wolf and my mohter was a dog, what kind of a fly are you?
-a horse-fly
-cut the [email protected]@lshit
Can't stop laughing at this one, genius
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
46,020 Posts
Discussion Starter #30
A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey! I serve a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Dave?"
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
18,969 Posts
Timmy: I'm Hungary.

Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge?

Timmy: OK I'm Russian to the kitchen.

Mum: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey.

Timmy: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. yuck!

Mum: There is Norway you can eat that, but you can have the Chile instead.

Timmy: Oman!

Mum: Yemen!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
30,811 Posts
What did one hat say to another?

"You stay there, I'll go on a head."
What did the tie say to the hat? "You go on a head, I'll hang around."
 
21 - 40 of 69 Posts
Top