[Super Dave]

Jan 1

What's a cow's favorite day of the year?



























Moo Year's Day

 

[Super Dave]

Jan 2


I'd like to make a joke about sodium, but Na...

 

[Super Dave]

Jan 3


A book just fell on my head.

I've only got myshelf to blame.

 

[Eyjafjallajokull]

Are others welcome to post stupid jokes or is this a one-joke-a-day from Super Dave thread?

 

[Super Dave]

Are others welcome to post stupid jokes or is this a one-joke-a-day from Super Dave thread?

All are welcome :grin2:

I'll just have one stupid one a day from my stupid page-a-day calendar on my stupid desk

 

[Eyjafjallajokull]

Have you heard about the new pirate movie coming out???
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It's rated AAAAARRRRRRRR!

 

[CrossCourt~Rally]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1080965739090190336

😎

 

[Matmagix]

Super Dave dad jokes :inlove:

 

[IcePrincess]

These Dad Jokes make me wanna put on a pair of Mom Jeans. :yeah:

 

[Super Dave]

I don't even understand this one:

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
































The slow swimmer.

 

[CrossCourt~Rally]

I don't even understand this one:

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
































The slow swimmer.

Was this calendar a Christmas gift from one of your sons ?:lol:

 

[Super Dave]

Was this calendar a Christmas gift from one of your sons ?:lol:

I bought it; I was going to give it to someone else but then I got her something else. It was 5 bucks so I just kept it for work.

 

[Super Dave]

I'll do the weekend's jokes since I won't be at work:

Jan 5

What has four wheels and flies?































A garbage truck

 

[Super Dave]

Jan 6

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.


I have a complex complex complex.

 

[Matmagix]

I don't even understand this one:

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?

The slow swimmer.

that's simple actually. If you're too slow the shark will make you it's dinner (soft tissue between the shark's teeth)

btw you can put the punchline to the jokes in

 

tags.

 

[Super Dave]

that's simple actually. If you're too slow the shark will make you it's dinner (soft tissue between the shark's teeth)

btw you can put the punchline to the jokes in

 

tags.

 

OOOhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah, good idea.

 

 

[TIEFSEE]

(if you speak Cantonese)

How can you get a nerd to strip? Tell him to divide by three.

 

[Matmagix]

(if you speak Cantonese)

How can you get a nerd to strip? Tell him to divide by three.

Hahahahaha :rolls:

 

[Super Dave]

What did the zombie girl say to the zombie boy?

 

Are you going to kiss me or rot?

 

[gonzo79]

a fly starts a conversation with a dog

-what kind of dog are you?
-a wolfdog
-what does this mean?
-that my father was a wolf and my mohter was a dog, what kind of a fly are you?
-a horse-fly
-cut the [email protected]@lshit