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Blond Lover

There were these three guys.
They all worked together at this gay owned factory.
Everyday they noticed that their boss would leave work a little early.
So one day they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they.
The first guy goes home and goes to bed so he can get an early start the next day.
The second guy goes home and cooks his lover a fantastic dinner.
The third guy goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his boyfriend in bed with his boss so he shuts the door and leaves.
The next day the first and second guys are talking and plan to go home early again. They ask the third guy if he wants to leave early again and he says, "No."
They ask him why not and he said, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!"
 

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apart from the fact i had to read that twice to get it .... LMAO :D
 

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Bank Robbers

Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.
The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail.
The robbery begins.
The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," he said.
He goes in the bank while the other waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes, two minutes pass...seven minutes pass - and the first lover is really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes. He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.
The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the guys are getting away, the first lover says "I thought you understood the plan!"
The second lover said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," he replied. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
 

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LMAO

the 1st one took me a couple of reads to get though!
I'll have a go.

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."
 

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I hope this does not offend anyone. But here it goes.

What is the most popular line at a gay bar?





answer: May i push in your stool.

Just a joke thought it was funny
 
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