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got all huffy when he was ordering

(imagine this with a lisp)

"Yeth, I'd like a half-caf no foam 2 perthent cap with cinnamon and a splash of Vanilla)

he gets his ridiculously complicated coffee and sits down. Meanwhile, i'm waiting for my triple espresso standing at the "pick up window" and this asshole wanders back over and says

"Excuthe ME! EXCUTHE ME!" and begins to berrate the poor SOB behind the counter that his coffee "HATH BEEN BURNED!!"

burned? WTF?

so then he trys to squeeze in front of me as i'm getting my order and begins making a scene. I look at him and say

"wait yuor turn, dude"

he then gets in my face yelling "I WATH HERE FIRST, I WATH HERE FIRST!!!"

i reply

"say it, don't spray it, asshole"

he then goes ape shit "WHAT?!? WHAT DID YUO SAY TO ME??"

"yuo heard me, ASSHOLE" as i walked towards the area where they keep the sugar

everyone in Starbucks was laughing and a good time was had by all :)

- Car Key Boi
 

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oh my- i am having quite a laugh also..you do really make me laugh :hearts: :kiss:

didn't yuo go look for his car? That deserve a good keying :bounce:
 

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bajangurl said:
oh my- i am having quite a laugh also..you do really make me laugh :hearts: :kiss:

didn't yuo go look for his car? That deserve a good keying :bounce:
i looked for it, but i didn't see any car with a bumper sticker that said "i'm an asshole" so my guess is that he walked there

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I'd like a half-caf no foam 2 perthent cap with cinnamon and a splash of Vanilla

Me,too! Me,too! :eek:
 

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LOL, I should go to Starbucks more often..

...wait, we don't have Starbucks


...and I don't even drink coffee
 

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coffee is nasty
 
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