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#82 ·
Re: Simona Halep is a sex goddess (confirmed)

I understand where Johnny's coming from. Especially in regards to her sweet, innocent demeanor off-court, and how fiery she gets on-court. Quoth the great poet, Ludacris:

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#84 ·
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probably some gay women consider her sexy, but i'd recommend them to take a closer look at Amanda Stosurova, who is like miles ahead in looks department and is a better tennis player.
 
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gewa76 said:
Which coach? She's had about 10 in the last 3 years. This year she dumped her Romanian coach and is working with an Australian. And her English is much better now than it was even 6 months ago.
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Wim Fissette. She had her best results (so far) with him and then they split citing language problems. See the wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Fissette
Always thought it was weird, how much English do you really need to understand tennis training. And you can always get some extra lessons.
 
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Owl-on-speed said:
Wim Fissette. She had her best results (so far) with him and then they split citing language problems. See the wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Fissette
Always thought it was weird, how much English do you really need to understand tennis training. And you can always get some extra lessons.
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LOL, you are so clueless. Citing Wikipedia as a source of information, that's useful :lol:

If you don't know much about a subject, then don't comment on it.
 
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Owl-on-speed said:
Wim Fissette. She had her best results (so far) with him and then they split citing language problems. See the wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Fissette
Always thought it was weird, how much English do you really need to understand tennis training. And you can always get some extra lessons.
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I know you were referring to Wim. BTW his first language isn't English either. My point was, she's working with Cahill now, so she's clearly become more comfortable with English.
 
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Johnny Groove said:
Of course you are a Wozniacki fan over here :lol:
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And Radwanska. Similar styles of play to Andy (variety, court smarts), except without the power he can possess and of course not anywhere near as good.

I suppose you could say I like Halep too, and no, not because I think she's cute and has nice legs/rear end...though that doesn't hurt :p
 
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DPJ said:
Go back to MTF, Johnny. Back to jizzing in your hand about Novak, that is.

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:spit:

I have to say I'm quite speechless about this thread. Halep has IMO absolutely zero charisma or sex appeal.

But glad to see that my friend Johnny from MTF has discovered this forum :yeah:
 
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#94 ·
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i think Halep is pretty but there are others on the tour that have more sex appeal to me.... not that i'd dwell on it enough to make a creepy thread about it though.
 
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Only in America does the admission that you find someone sexy lure the charge that you're creepy. Americans like their sex appeal one or two ways, and garish spectacles of it, please. Really, folks, it's just sex, get over it.
 
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Johnny Groove said:
Simona Halep is a sex goddess and here is why:

1. Such a cutie
2. Incredible body
3. Sexy strut and confidence
4. Sexy feisty attitude
5. Aggressive game combined with cute grunts
6. Sexy voice, intelligent in interviews, SOOOOO cute, and her English is very good

There are just some of the reasons why Simona Halep is a sex goddess

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:rolls:
 
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oliverdescants said:
Only in America does the admission that you find someone sexy lure the charge that you're creepy. Americans like their sex appeal one or two ways, and garish spectacles of it, please. Really, folks, it's just sex, get over it.
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if that's directed at my post i didn't say the admission of it was creepy. i was referring to the infantile presentation of it in the op. on a side note: neither does it seem my opinions generally roll with the herd of American culture either. usually very far from it, in fact.
 
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Re: Simona Halep is a sex goddess (hear me out)

Johnny Groove said:
Simona Halep is a sex goddess and here is why:

1. Such a cutie
2. Incredible body
3. Sexy strut and confidence
4. Sexy feisty attitude
5. Aggressive game combined with cute grunts
6. Sexy voice, intelligent in interviews, SOOOOO cute, and her English is very good

There are just some of the reasons why Simona Halep is a sex goddess

Umf
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Johnny Groove said:
I don't understand how you don't find Simona to be the sex

http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/...of-the-wta/Simona-Halep:-Press-Conference-Ahead-of-the-WTA-2014--04-662x989.jpg

http://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/06/06/sports/Y-CLAREY/Y-CLAREY-master675.jpg

http://www.suete.ro/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/simona_halep.jpg



I am starting to realize that :lol:
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We get it - you think she's hot. She is not what your title claims. She is a grown woman of sound mind, who is first and foremost, a professional athlete. She is not an object. How about a little respect.
 
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On court interview after beating Lisicki:

Gilbert: "Why do you hit yourself in your thigh, in your leg? Don't know have enough pain to deal with already?" :confused:

Halep: "I have strong legs so it's okay" :hehehe: :hehehe:
 
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