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It has been rumored that the doubles pairing of Chanda Rubin and Daniela Hantuchova not only play together on the court, but also off the court. This is obvious, because why else would the far more experienced player, Rubin, pair with such a young girl? Obviously these two are doing more than just playing doubles matches together.
 

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omg, Chanda's gay! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh yeah, I forgot, when you play doubles with somebody, you're fucking them. CHANDA, I'll play doubles with you! :drool:

I guess Hanty doesn't like to eat meat but loves a woman with meat on her bones. You go girl! :D ;)
 

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and hantu was with asv before and that's why the last got a divorce and then chanda stole hantu and asv retired in pain?

what a shame;)
 

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:wavey: kyk :drool:

omg, thanks irma... damn we got some serious hoes in the WTA... :eek: :eek: ;)
 

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I guess Kim and Ai are doing it together too then huh? :confused:
 

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no, I think they swap partners... Lleyton spends the night with Ai and Kim spends the night with Ai's man. I hope they use protection. :eek: ;)
 

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Actually they all get together and have a foursome - which is the real reason Lleyton has stayed with Kim for so long - he gets on all Kim's doubles partners.
 

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I wonder if he makes that face in bed... maybe he scares the egg and that's why Kim hasn't had a wee one yet. Interesting...
 

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And maybe he makes that sound that he makes when he serves - that little Squeak/Grunt/I dont know what the hell it is - Poor Kim. I wonder who's on top in that relationship :confused:
 

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Well, Kim likes to do splits so I'm sure we all know who's on top... :eek:

I just hope Guga doesn't sound the way he does on court in bed. :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

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What does Serena sound like in bed, Cari? If she screams like she does on the court I would be afraid of going deaf and wear earplugs. Or just make sure that I occupy her mouth otherwise ;):lick:
 

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LOL so Church lady Chanda is laying hands on Hantu!
 

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Serena's really quiet in bed. she likes to concentrate. she closes her eyes and makes faces. we sometimes have contests to see who can make the fugliest face. she wins most of the time. although, this one time, she was on top and her right boob started twitching and she kept moaning. good times. :eek:
 

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ROFL! if she was on court, she would have gotten like 10000000 code violations. :eek: :eek:
 

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And they would have ALL been worth it!
Code Violations- $$$
Serena's Boob twitching, Center Court at Wimby: Priceless
 

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:worship: :worship:

when she holds up the trophy... *twitch, twitch* what will the Duke and Dutchess say? :eek: :eek:
 

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lmAO! My guess is they will be speechless! And the duke might me trying to hide a little.... excitement :devil:
 
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