From cbssportslie.com
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August 18 - WEST PALM BEACH, FL - Octagon senior vice president, Schmelme Goode, announced that their premier client, Russian athlete and pinup girl, Anna Kournikova, has hired the fiesty father of tennis champions Venus and Serena Williams, Richard Williams, to work on a short term training progam of four to six months, following her recovery from her back injury.
"Mr. Williams has trained two of the greatest tennis players of all time, so we are sure that he can make some positive improvements to what is left of Ms. Kournikova's game," Goode told the media that was assembled at the Octagon office in Palm Beach.
In a phone interview Kournikova stated that, "If he can teach his daughters well enough to win 10 slams, then he should be able to do something for my ass,"
"If I can teach a three year old to play tennis, I can certainly get blondie to learn to get her game together," Williams, who was also at the conference, told the assembled reporters.
"Well, even if the Rooskie is too knuckleheaded to learn from a master tennis teacher like me, then I will have at least gotten enough money out of her diamond studed butt to buy myself a new 40 foot cabin cruiser," Williams said with a very broad grin.
Despite some misgivings at the strange matchup, many believe that Williams could be the person to finally get Kournikova's game out of the tennis toilet.
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Wow, this is a great move for anna.
I hope that she makes the most of Richard's training because it is going to cost a lot.
TR
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August 18 - WEST PALM BEACH, FL - Octagon senior vice president, Schmelme Goode, announced that their premier client, Russian athlete and pinup girl, Anna Kournikova, has hired the fiesty father of tennis champions Venus and Serena Williams, Richard Williams, to work on a short term training progam of four to six months, following her recovery from her back injury.
"Mr. Williams has trained two of the greatest tennis players of all time, so we are sure that he can make some positive improvements to what is left of Ms. Kournikova's game," Goode told the media that was assembled at the Octagon office in Palm Beach.
In a phone interview Kournikova stated that, "If he can teach his daughters well enough to win 10 slams, then he should be able to do something for my ass,"
"If I can teach a three year old to play tennis, I can certainly get blondie to learn to get her game together," Williams, who was also at the conference, told the assembled reporters.
"Well, even if the Rooskie is too knuckleheaded to learn from a master tennis teacher like me, then I will have at least gotten enough money out of her diamond studed butt to buy myself a new 40 foot cabin cruiser," Williams said with a very broad grin.
Despite some misgivings at the strange matchup, many believe that Williams could be the person to finally get Kournikova's game out of the tennis toilet.
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Wow, this is a great move for anna.
I hope that she makes the most of Richard's training because it is going to cost a lot.
TR