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Can Alex Glatch save the WTA?

  • Yes! Alex in 2

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Yes! Alex in 3

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • No. Serena Vader in 2.

    Votes: 9 69.2%
  • No. Serena Vader in 3.

    Votes: 1 7.7%
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Worshipping the bangs
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Overlooked in all the hype of Kim and Masha is young Alexa. Why wait months when Alex can save the WTA today be dispatching the evil Witch of the West...no, wait, doesn't Ree live in the East now? And if Ree is the Witch of the West and East, which witch is Vee... never mind.

Anyway, up until now Alexa's biggest claim to fame has been losing to Masha in a fictional "I'm so Pretty" match.

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I didn't think Alexa lost that match to TOB, I just know that TOB hit a winner to start off the match :shrug:
 
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:haha:
 

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Sadly, Max, I think Serena Vader will use the faux crocodile skin from her new SirRenaSignature Bag to put Alexa into a trance, and use her patented AssOfDeath to send Alexa back from whence she came in under 100 minutes.
 

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No way. Alexa will be lucky to win 5 games off Serena
 
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