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I have heard that if the birth happens during the match that not only will the partially born foetus be paid a huge appearence fee, but he/she is already under contract to play by grabbing and swinging the racket from the womb, so long as the arms are delivered before the rest of him/her flops out and they have to make it a doubles.
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