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Retired tennis star Steffi Graf, 7 months pregnant with Andre Agassi's second child, has just signed a multi-million dollar contract to play veteran U.S. Davis Cup hero and TV Tennis Commentator Tony Trabert in a Battle of the Sexes winner-take-all exhibition scheduled later this month in Andre's home town, Las Vegas, Nevada.

Sources say Mr. and Mrs. Agassi decided to wait until Steffi was in her last trimester and dialating before making the impromptu comeback against the spritely 70 year-old Trabert at the MGM Grand, in hopes of delivering the world's first tennis prodigy right there on the tennis court in front of the single largest TV audience for a tennis match in the history of the sport.
 
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alfajeffster said:
(Associated Press)

Retired tennis star Steffi Graf, 7 months pregnant with Andre Agassi's second child, has just signed a multi-million dollar contract to play veteran U.S. Davis Cup hero and TV Tennis Commentator Tony Trabert in a Battle of the Sexes winner-take-all exhibition scheduled later this month in Andre's home town, Las Vegas, Nevada.

Sources say Mr. and Mrs. Agassi decided to wait until Steffi was in her last trimester and dialating before making the impromptu comeback against the spritely 70 year-old Trabert at the MGM Grand.
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in hopes of delivering the world's first tennis prodigy right there on the tennis court in front of the single largest TV audience for a tennis match in the history of the sport.

In case the delivery is made during a set, will there be giant dryers on hand to dry off to court? If not will the ball kids use towels to dry it off? Will Kim C. be on hand to help out the ball kids?
 

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I have heard that if the birth happens during the match that not only will the partially born foetus be paid a huge appearence fee, but he/she is already under contract to play by grabbing and swinging the racket from the womb, so long as the arms are delivered before the rest of him/her flops out and they have to make it a doubles.
 

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picture the scene:

Steffi - "umpire, please, can you get me the trainer, my waters are breaking"?
Tony - "you okay there my girl"?

Justine (watching on TV in Belgium) - "She's faking it for sure".
 
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alfajeffster said:
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Retired tennis star Steffi Graf, 7 months pregnant with Andre Agassi's second child, has just signed a multi-million dollar contract to play veteran U.S. Davis Cup hero and TV Tennis Commentator Tony Trabert in a Battle of the Sexes winner-take-all exhibition scheduled later this month in Andre's home town, Las Vegas, Nevada.

Sources say Mr. and Mrs. Agassi decided to wait until Steffi was in her last trimester and dialating before making the impromptu comeback against the spritely 70 year-old Trabert at the MGM Grand, in hopes of delivering the world's first tennis prodigy right there on the tennis court in front of the single largest TV audience for a tennis match in the history of the sport.

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For a second I actually thought this was true.....I was like, "what the hell?!?!?!" then sanity prevailed. :lol:
 

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baleineau said:
picture the scene:

Steffi - "umpire, please, can you get me the trainer, my waters are breaking"?
Tony - "you okay there my girl"?

Justine (watching on TV in Belgium) - "She's faking it for sure".


LOL!!! :crazy:
 
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