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(leer como cristina garcia ramos) :devil:
La tenihta ihraelita Sagrario Peer, fue vihta en compañía de su novio, un surikata salamero y que llena de goso y satisfacsion satisfacsion a su adorada mujersuela. La foto fue un robado tomado en las maravillosas playas calisas de Ibissa y por la pohtura en la que se encuentran loh amanteh, ella ehta dihpuehta a haserle una felasion felasion.
Seguiremos informando en CORASSSON CORASSSON.
 

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agradecería con alegría que me comierais la ñocla.
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Getting to know: Sagrario Peer




Last year she took the tour with fury and anger. No one ever thought she would've reached a top 15 ranking by the end of the year. No one but her, of course, the one who always believed in herself. Her two personalities allowed Sagrario to develop an unique style of play. At least unique since Arrancia Sánchez-Vicario disappeared from the Sony Ericsson WTA Tour computer rankings.
But... who the fuck is this girl? To all of those who still don't know her, we suggest them to go to the movies and try to catch a replay of the classic Disney tune "The Lion King" or one of its parts, like "Lion King 2" "Lion King 74" and "Timon and Pumba, the secret porn relationship between a warty wild boar and a tiny animal from africa with no translation". Those who make it will be able to see Sagrario at her peak as an actress.
Last week, while Sagrario took a rest from the tour (she had reached semifinals at the Sony Ericsson WTA TOUR tournament of Miami), we went to the secret place she was hiding at: a dirty hole of the savannah. She nicely accompanied us through a session of questions and answers:

Hello Sagrario. How've you been doin'?
Helloooooo boys. Want to have some turnips? Hey! They're free around here.

No thanks, not now. Maybe other day. We wanted you to tell us about your special skills at tennis. How dare you try to take the tour by storm without telling anyone?
Oh, that's my special weapon, don't tell anyone! I just cover my body with mud. I hide pretty well and I got this thing that allows me to stay unseen for long times. So when a player hits a lob to me they never know where I'm gonna hit it at, because they just can't see my body. They only see the ball bouncing and they have no idea about where it's gonna land so they just stay in the middle of the court waiting.

What are your goals for the next year?
Hehehe! Oink! I have to think about that. I want to regain Timon's love. We had a sooooooo-nice relationship. Yes, even with the porn movie we knew we were just doing it for fun and money.

Can you tell us about your name?
Yeah, it has spanish heritage i think. In Spain it's something about sacred things. I'm just sacred, no one can touch me and I'm glad as long as it is happening to me. I'm not saying that I want to be a virgin again. That was long ago and it was painful enough to get rid of it so I'm not going to repeat that for sure.

Finally not to take time off from you, who are your nemesis?
Oh, I have a real bunch of people that can hurt me. Have you ever heard of Asterix, Obelix and their little village of Armorica?
 

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creo en la diosa ♥ Sveta ♥
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Shahar :hearts: :bowdown:

A finales de este año acaba en el topten!! :D
Porfín un post con algo de sentido común por aquí ;) :D Shahar,aunque seamos una minoría nada silenciosa,te queremos y disfrutamos con tu tenis y tu entrega!!! :worship:


Por cierto,el jabalí es un animal bien bonito,nadie tiene la culpa de q no sepáis apreciar su especial belleza y encanto :p ;) Vamos q yo si pudiese tener uno,lo tendría.Por cierto q se parece bastante al cerdo vietnamita q ví el otro día en una tienda de mascotas y me pareció genial y tuve q controlarme para no comprarlo :p

Esto,Sonfo:porque Sagrario?
 

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Ya habeis gafao a la Sagrario con este thread ( y yo preocupao)
La pobre se ha caido en los entrenamientos y se ha cortado en un hombro, es duda para Charleston.
 

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joeer q mal rollo jaja
 

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Recuperate para clay Sahghrario!!!:D
 
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