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30-06-04 - Written by Tomas Gradey, The Guardian







One of the most famous female doubles players of all time - Pamela Shriver has defied all odds by giving birth to a child that is amazingly half giraffe.
This scientific miracle came into the world at 6.30 am this morning, leaving doctors and medical staff supervising this spectacular birth stunned, gob smacked even speechless.

At first nobody knew what the hell it was, but as it all came out, doctors realised that it had very similar characteristics to a Giraffe. The babies neck was 37ft tall, and had brown and yellow spots all over it. When the baby reached for the plant in the corner and began eating the branches, this was clear evidence that the child was in fact half giraffe.

Mrs Shriver has not yet Pammented on the birth, but fellow Pammentator Mary Carillo gave the guardian and exclusive interview from the Wimbledon Pammentary box that has been lowered from 70ft this year to a respectable 9.645 ft in Pam’s absence.

Carillo said “It’s great for all the Pammentators around the world, Pam is delighted, and hopes to be back for the US Open later on this year. Pam will be bringing her new Girbaby to the event and has put in a request for the Pammentary box to be enlarged upwards by an extra 100ft from it’s previous height of 70 ft.”

 

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god you gave me a real scare for a minute there thinking the event had actually happened :haha:
 

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Good, now there won't be anymore predictions.
 
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