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welcome back :wavey: And I second that...I don't understand what all the fuss is about these two...
 

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It's payback for Madonna, Ruby Wax, Lloyd Grossman, and all the other annoying Americans I can't think of right now.
 

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bajangurl said:
welcome back :wavey: And I second that...I don't understand what all the fuss is about these two...
thanks babe :)

i gotta run, i'll see yuo next week :wavey:

- Car Key Boi :hearts:
 

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And Daphne and Celeste.... :fiery:
Oh no, I liked them.

I'm sure Grossman is American, he's from Boston I think. Don't ask me how I know that.

Paul Gambacinni and Pam Shriver. That darts commentator. Martina Hingis' accent.
 

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Welcome back Key Boi.

Posh and the soccer guy are really a joke.

She was attractive when she was a Spice Girl, she looks friggin weird and kinda dirty now.
 

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You can have Posh and Becks! Please take back Ruby Wax, and every shite sitcom like 2 guys and girl etc.
 

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Seriously, we dont want them in britain either. So given that britain seems awash with half baked American "celebrities" i think its only fair you keep them over there.
 

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Ha! We've foisted them on to you now... you're stuck with the fuckers :D

You know, that idiot Beckham thought Posh Spice was actually posh when he first met her.
 

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All of this fuss is a little stupid!

I also have NO idea who Wax or Grossman are.

Madonna, she is a worldwide Icon anyway.
 

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I just have to say that Posh Spice have a name ans her name in VICTORIA BECKHAM.

You can love them or hate them that is your choise... I JUST LOVE THEM....VICTORIA BECKHAM :hearts:
 

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Yeah we are stuck with bloody Madonna now, I wonder if she says things like "apples and pears" now.

Grossman was in Belper the other day doing some speech (he's something to do with English Heritage now!?), I wanted to attend it and shout general abuse, but I couldnt cos I was working.

I used to hate it on Masterchef when they used all those pseudo terms e.g.

"A boudoir of clams resting on a nestling of mange tout and duetting with iced seabird and cactus fat, rounded off with an ejaculation of Creme de la Mintola puree." (sounds funnier if you do it in his voice).
 

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Willow said:
It's payback for Madonna, Ruby Wax, Lloyd Grossman, and all the other annoying Americans I can't think of right now.


....Britney Spears as well!
 

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Daphne works in as a sales assistant and Celeste is unemployed. Ufortunately they had to split after their lack of triumph at the Reading (?) festival.

Still, here is a reminder of them at their height ...

I SAW YOU WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST THE OTHER DAY
I DIDN'T SEE YOUR DAMAGE FROM THAT FAR AWAY
I SHOULD HAVE GOT A CLUE WHEN THE KIDS STARTED SCREAMING
YOU WALKED UP TO ME WITH YOUR BUCK TEETH A GLEAMING
YOUR HAIR WAS ALL FRIZZY AND YOUR FACE WAS A MESS
I THOUGHT IT WAS A SACK BUT IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DRESS
YOU HURT THE TREES FEELINGS AND THE BIRDS ALL FLEW
I DON'T MEAN TO INSULT YOU
OH WAIT! YES I DO.

YOUR TEETH ARE YELLOW, THEY'RE COVERED IN MOULD
YOU'RE ONLY FOURTEEN YOU LOOK A HUNDRED YEARS OLD
WHEN LOOKS WERE HANDED OUT YOU WERE LAST IN LINE
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
DID YOU FALL OFF A BUILDING AND LAND ON YOUR HEAD
OR DID A TRUCK RUN OVER YOUR FACE INSTEAD
THERE AIN'T NO PILL COS YOU AIN'T ILL

YOU'RE UGLY!
U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X2

WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS TO WEAR A MASK
AND BOOK THAT PLASTIC SURGEON FAST - (GIRL)
YOU'RE SCARY - YOU'RE HAIRY I HEARD ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE THE MAIN ATTRACTION AT THE CITY ZOO
YOU'RE SO FAT AND UGLY WITH A BELLY FULL OF FLAB
WHEN YOU WEAR A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE SHOUT OUT CAB
(SO FUNNY)

YOU GOT EYES LIKE A PIG AND YOUR NOSE IS BIG
AND WITH HAIR LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A WIG
UNCLE FESTER REMEMBER HIM? I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU HAD A TWIN
YOU CAN'T DISGUISE YOUR GOOGLY EYES
IN THE MISS UGLY PAGEANT YOU WIN FIRST PRIZE
YO MAMA SAYS YOU UGLY -
YOU UGLY!

U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X2
GET BUSY X9
YO MAMA SAYS YOUR UGLY
GET BUSY
YO MAMA SAYS YOUR UGLY
GET BUSY
YO MAMA SAYS YOUR UGLY
GET BUSY YOUR UGLY!

U.U.U.U.
NOW I FEEL LIKE BLONDIE

U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X2

QUASIMODO
CAMEL BREATH
SQUAREHEAD
UGLY!

CHICKEN LEGS
PIG FACE
CHIN LIKE BUBBA
UGLY!

FISH LIPS
TOAD LICKER
POINDEXTER
UGLY!

SPAGHETTI ARMS
LIMP BUTT
FREAK SHOW -UGLY!

U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X1

U.G.L.Y - YOU COULD MAKE AN ONION CRY

U.G.L.Y - LIKE AN ALIEN CHASED BY THE F.B.I.

U.G.L.Y X6
U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY!
 
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