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OMG.. I'm a Porn King! and I'm ranked #4 in "Nympho High School Gurl's FINAL EXAM!"

OMG... :eek:

I couldn't believe both!! :eek:

but Ron Jeremy will always be #1 in my book :)

- Car Key Boi :wavey:
 

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Now, this really does make me want to puke!

What do people see in Ron Jeremy other than a long schlong? Oh, is it that trick he has, where you count down from 30 and he, you know, right on time...

Thats just horrible. Gay porn, much better and much hotter men!!
 

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Neely once slept with Ron Jeremy. She told me it was all she thought it would be and more. It was nothing serious, Neely just wanted to know what it was like with a REAL, STRAIGHT man, something she cannot get with Ted Casablanca. Neely claims Jeremy does gay porn stills to supplement his income and used that to try to convince me that he was really good looking.
 

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I've always been more of a Rocco guy myself, rather than Ron Jeremy...

And I have to disagree about gay porn being better. All the boys look exactly alike, and the sex is often boring and monotonous. Nothing worse than seeing some guy lying there getting pounded with a limp dick and a bored look on his face.
 

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G-Ha said:
I've always been more of a Rocco guy myself, rather than Ron Jeremy...

And I have to disagree about gay porn being better. All the boys look exactly alike, and the sex is often boring and monotonous. Nothing worse than seeing some guy lying there getting pounded with a limp dick and a bored look on his face.

I don't know where you buy your gay porn honey but you are definitely wrong lol.
 

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Helen Lawson said:
Neely once slept with Ron Jeremy. She told me it was all she thought it would be and more. It was nothing serious, Neely just wanted to know what it was like with a REAL, STRAIGHT man, something she cannot get with Ted Casablanca. Neely claims Jeremy does gay porn stills to supplement his income and used that to try to convince me that he was really good looking.
Helen my lovely you must come over and have a bottle of wine with me.......
 

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkk just realized I have now posted four times in the same thread by.........gag.......gulp......bleccccccccch. LITTLE BOI'S THREAD...............ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
 

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Jakeev said:
I don't know where you buy your gay porn honey but you are definitely wrong lol.
Actually, I don't buy porn, I just download it...

But come on, there is usually very little diversity in gay porn unless you actively seek it out. The boys all look like they just stepped out of an Abercrombie catalog...which is fine, if that's your thing, but I prefer a little variety. Plus, they're all so shaved, plucked and moisturized that without their buff bodies, they'd look like they were about 12 years old.

Try downloading something with Rocco in it and you'll see what I mean...
 

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OH MY GOD, G-HA!!

Rocco is like, my dream fuck. Although, he is a little rough for me, so I'd be kind of afraid. But holy shit, the guy is so hot to watch!!!!

Also, I assume you are talking about Rocco Siffreddi. YUM!!! And what a dick on that guy.

However, gay porn can be good. But I totally know what you mean. I hardly ever find good gay porn when I download online, you have to shell out the $$.
 

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Yep, that's the one. I love Rocco! :hearts: And true, he is a bit rough, but I like it rough... :devil: :eek:
 

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I actually bought a porn of his once. He was in all of it, cept this one sceen. The way he gives it to those girls, wow. I so wish he would do gay porn, that would be HOOOTTT!!!!!
 

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lol... good one carkey boi! ;)
 

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men in porn are disgusting.
 

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i dont like big, muscle-y italian guys. i hate hairy chests. i hate long hair.

i watch all girl porn :)
 

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i meant i dont like long hair i men. i HATE short hair on women. eww.

what G said :)
 
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