[King Lindsay]

Come on, we know these ladies are badasses. who is gonna go through men like t-shirts? who is gonna rip up hearts like tinfoil? TELL US!

 

[Hurley]

Tier IVA loves being hot.

 

[alfajeffster]

Spoken like a true asian woman who just found a drunk sucker sailor in her snare...

 

[King Lindsay]

goddammit, people!!!! get the vote out on this very important topic!

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I voted for Kim, since neither Jennifer or Serena were options.

 

[Randy H]

JENNIFER

 

[bracey]

I've just wasted my vote

 

[VS Fan]

Actually, SERENA would make the BEST cougar.

Unfourtanately, She is ALREADY a PUMA.

 

[King Lindsay]

Actually, SERENA would make the BEST cougar.

Unfourtanately, She is ALREADY a PUMA.

i do believe you have the vote for most horrible, cheesy joke of the year all locked up.

 

[King Lindsay]

listen, jennifer and serena are not options for the following reasons. first off, serena is a JEHOVA'S WITNESS. not that there's anything wrong with that. nice religion, honestly. but not exactly badass. i can't see serena sleeping around (with men).

as for jennifer, she's too CELEB. she's all up with matthew perry. she will not be a cougar, she's doomed to bounce from c-list celeb to c-list celeb. BORING.

 

[King Lindsay]

babs is winning by a mile .... AND NOBODY HAS VOTED FOR JULIE HALARD-DECUGIS-MAURESMO-TESTUD-VANROOST! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! DON'T YOU KNOW STUNNING GOOD LOOKS WHEN YOU SEE IT!

 

[Randy H]

listen, jennifer and serena are not options for the following reasons. first off, serena is a JEHOVA'S WITNESS. not that there's anything wrong with that. nice religion, honestly. but not exactly badass. i can't see serena sleeping around (with men).

as for jennifer, she's too CELEB. she's all up with matthew perry. she will not be a cougar, she's doomed to bounce from c-list celeb to c-list celeb. BORING.

Jenn's a freak, *plus* she loves them older or younger, she has total cougar potential

 

[Pureracket]

Too bad Hingis can't be on this list.

 

[King Lindsay]

Jenn's a freak, *plus* she loves them older or younger, she has total cougar potential

jen sucks. end of story.

 

[King Lindsay]

Too bad Hingis can't be on this list.

i guess she could .... but schett would still be winning!

who did you vote for!

 

[Pureracket]

i guess she could .... but schett would still be winning!

who did you vote for!

LOL.. .. you're joking, right?

I voted for Schett. I'm not sure, but I think that I even slid up in her a few times when she playd a tournament in LA.

 

[Randy H]

jen sucks. end of story.

yet still better than any of your choices that'll do

 

[King Lindsay]

yet still better than any of your choices that'll do

GODDAMMIT JEN IS INVALID! INVALID I SAY!

 

[King Lindsay]

LOL.. .. you're joking, right?

I voted for Schett. I'm not sure, but I think that I even slid up in her a few times when she playd a tournament in LA.

well join the club!

 

[Randy H]

Don't you know that one of the prime necessities to be nominated as a cougar, is you must be after the younger men?

That alone, rules out half of the girls on the poll who are with *older* partners (some by significant difference).