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In theory, this was supposed to be over when Munich was over, but a) I haven’t been paying attention b) I can’t seem to find closure with a tournament that ends with a walkover (this is disappointment, not criticism) c) Ye Olde Powers That Be had to delete the original when they moved us to our new home and finally c) two of the babies that insprired this haven’t arrived yet. So we’re having another go at:

The “Babies Poppin’ Up Everywhere” Nursery Rhyme Contest

Welcome to the Second Edition of the Amézon Slam! I was going to wait for <s>hell to freeze over</s> the Sanex boards to reappear to begin this event, but I have grown <s>bored and wish to be entertained</s> impatient.

The theme this time around, in honor of all the friends and colleagues who have chosen this moment in time to get pregnant/give birth, is nursery rhymes: they can be for or about the player of your choice - or for/about the player’s baby of your choice (hello Graf, JHD and Mandlikova fans). They can be original works or reinterpretations of the classics (although you might wish to let the Judges know which ones you’re rewriting just in case we’re feeling dense).

The prize has yet to be determined, but will most likely include a bag of Jelly Tots.

Rules:<br />- You have until December 31, 2001<br />- You can enter as many times as you’d like<br />- You can post your entries either on the <br />Eliot, Mary’s twins, Jaden Gil,<br />‘Round you, your loved ones are fawning!<br />Don’t worry your heads,<br />but as you sleep in your beds,<br />You breathe hope in our millennium dawning!<br />[/i]

[ November 06, 2001: Message edited by: griffin ]</p>
 

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Don't appologize, WRITE <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

(no problem, Poevert)
 

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Originally posted by jabberwocky:<br /><strong>Okay, here's my first feeble entry. It's my take on the ever-popular "Little Miss Muffett" nursery rhyme... except I call this one "Little Miss Momo". <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

**steps up to the microphone and clears her throat**

Little Miss Momo Came out as a **** <img src="graemlins/hearts.gif" border="0" alt="[Hearts]" /> <br />And Hingis called her 'half man' <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> <br />The Amezons are still pissed <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> <br /> At how Momo was dissed <br />And hate Fungus as only they can. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Thank you. **curtsies to the audience**<br /> <IMG SRC="icons/tongue.gif" border="0"></strong>

Originally posted by tia clara:<br /><strong>I have here some beginning entries for griffin's new Amezon Slam.

<font size=1>Toblerone, maybe? </font> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Based on The House That Jack Built

This is the Derriere Magnifique of Amelie Mauresmo.<br />These are the muscles that make the derriereMagnifique<br />These are the legs (sigh) on which Amelie runs to develop the muscles of the Derriere Magnifique.<br />This is the torso (long sigh) which bends and turns and twists on the courts to show off the Derriere Magnifique.<br />This is the seamstress who stitched up the shorts which Amelie wears in The Photo Of Fame which so wonderfully displays the Derriere Magnifique.<br />These are the Amezons who are all truly fans, mauresmorized by her skills on the court, her wide charming smile, and the total perfection of sweet Amelie's Derriere Magnifique.

:crayzya:

Rated PG-13

Hey diddle, diddle,<br />How I'd like to fiddle<br />With Momo from dusk until dawn.

I know it would be<br />Really great sport for me<br />All night long 'til my energy's gone.

<br /> <img src="graemlins/hearts.gif" border="0" alt="[Hearts]" />

A young tennis player from France<br />When she played made our pulse do a dance.<br />Our hearts went ker-thump<br />At the sight of her rump<br />In those ever so chic tight black pants.

<br /> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Ride a new Porsche<br />To Wimbie, by gorsh<br />To see our sweet Venus get on her high horse.<br />With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,<br />She shall win tournies where ever she goes!

<font size=1>tia's totally tired

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from the lovely and talented tia clara:<br />

I see London, I see France! <br />I'd love to see Momo's underpants!

with her in them of course....

Jennifer Cap <br />Should eat no fat <br />She needs to stay trim and lean. <br />And Lindsay D. <br />should try to be <br />Aggressive and kind of mean. <br />And so, between the two of them, <br />Next year should be quite a scene.

 
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