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``She didn't do very much,'' said a disappointed ???????, ##. ``I think she's never played worse with me. Of course, I also played my worst. It was as if I was just playing against myself.''

Can you guess who said this? I replaced the player's name and age with symbols. I haven't heard poor sportsmanship like this since the days of the teen phenoms. 1996-1999

I miss those days :sad:
 

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Jelena Dokic on Conchita Martinez, yesterday.
 

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with Damir on bass.
 

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cariosity said:
Jelena Dokic on Conchita Martinez, yesterday.
Very Good. Cariosity wins the prize! Let's see what we have here. *reaching in pocket* Cariosity wins a stick of gum, two paper clips and a chance to pick up my dry cleaning. Let's hear it for cariosity!!!

Seriously I couldn't believe this quote. If certain other players had said it, it would have lit a firestorm of bitchiosity on this board. But I haven't heard much about it. I guess Dokic doesn't have her own police force assigned to watch her every move.
 

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*closes eyes*
*prays for a chance to pick up two white shirts and trousers*

too bad that topic that leslie started was closed, it was a good one. :)
 

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Midnite Surfer said:
Very Good. Cariosity wins the prize! Let's see what we have here. *reaching in pocket* Cariosity wins a stick of gum, two paper clips and a chance to pick up my dry cleaning. Let's hear it for cariosity!!!

Seriously I couldn't believe this quote. If certain other players had said it, it would have lit a firestorm of bitchiosity on this board. But I haven't heard much about it. I guess Dokic doesn't have her own police force assigned to watch her every move.
How easy it is! :devil:
 

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cariosity said:
*closes eyes*
*prays for a chance to pick up two white shirts and trousers*

too bad that topic that leslie started was closed, it was a good one. :)
Actually Cari, that ticket was for my thong. Woo-Weee!!! Did that thing need a good cleaning....I'll tell you what, that Tide wasn't cutting it anymore. :eek:
 

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all I got to say about that is...

'hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeee that thong, tha thong, thong, thong...' :p
 

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She didn't do very much
For a moment there I thought it was Martina Navratilova about me...I've heard her say that many a time....
 

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For a moment there I thought it was Martina Navratilova about me...I've heard her say that many a time....
I'm sort of afraid to ask but.....What exactly goes on in the Church of Pam? :confused:
 

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Pfft can't believe you even asked that Midnite Surfer. Pam worship, thats what happens! Sermons - i.e. re-runs of my pammentary and tapes of my legendary ping-ponging doubles slamming victories (no losses, thats devil worship)
 

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and now people can't even claim that it's daddy influence ;)
 

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Pamela Shriver said:
Pfft can't believe you even asked that Midnite Surfer. Pam worship, thats what happens! Sermons - i.e. re-runs of my pammentary and tapes of my legendary ping-ponging doubles slamming victories (no losses, thats devil worship)
I heard you guys have lots of mysterious rituals. Like the Pam baptismal, where you all get naked. spray yourselves with Pam nonstck cooking spray and roll around in newspaper and magazine clippings which feature Martina Navratilova. Is there any truth to this?
 
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