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hello my dear sister <IMG SRC="smilies/wavey.gif" border="0">

Happy that you have registered and hoping to see you soon. I do miss our legendary thread "I watch tennis because Martina plays tennis" <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">.

Flowers for you (copied from dad, hehehe)


And kisses for you as well: <IMG SRC="smilies/kiss.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/kiss.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/kiss.gif" border="0">
 
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you naughty F.P, don't pretend to be a shy lady and hide, come out! Everyone knows you are not <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

La, I offer you some bon bon and snape soup and so come out soon or I kick your butt and take away your guga poster <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">
 

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even in the old message board, f.p. doesn't go to the non-tennis forum.....she must be lost!!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/talk.gif" border="0">
 
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F.P is not lost, she is forced by you to be a table dancer for dad in his second newly opend night club in Holland, wow, dad is doing very well now and is rich <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> because you threatened her by taking away all her guga dolls and posters <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> and so she has no time to read my thread <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> Release my sister immediately or I cut you into pieces <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0">

Be quick, I need her comfort coz my old Sampras cannot get to the year end championship for the 1st time in 11 years, waaa, my poor Sam <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">

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this thread is ON FIRE!!!! Gotta get some fire extinguishers first. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

hey, it's all because of BRIDGITTE WILSON-SAMPRAS!!!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> Pete has to spend more time with his wife than on the tennis court. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> He has achieved so much already, thus it's time for him to achieve a happy family life. <IMG SRC="smilies/angel.gif" border="0"> go produce more babies Pete!!!*lol***
 

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well, Bridgette is unlucky for him, I prefer him to be with that beautiful actress (forgot the name, acted in one of Steven Martin's film as daughter who is going to marry), she bought good luck to Sam! and some people said Bridgette had once acted in a yellow film <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> I am conservative, Pete should marry a real elegant lady <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0">

He should not retire and should win 2 more slams to complete a beautiful number, 13 is not lucky <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> and not very secure, your Safin may break his records! And so work harder, Sam!!!

Give me ice water, I am ON FIRE <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0">
 

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and hey another thing, I have poor knowledge, can you tell me why so many countries interested in Afahan liked Soviet Union in 80s? Is it because it has lots of oil? <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">
 

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sorry but Pete has already achieved his 14th grandslam and that's BRIDGETTE. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> who sez she acted on yellow film....errrrmmm...maybe this is the reason why Pete looks tired on the tennis court nowadays.hehehe...go Pete produce 14 babies to break your record. <IMG SRC="smilies/bounce.gif" border="0">

I have no idea what happened during the COLD WAR, i was too young then and not paid much attention to this kind of things and I hate history.*LOL*** so there, I'll just send you to the COLD WAR instead to COOL YOU DOWN. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">
 

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how come F.P. is still not in here?

miranda, pete's other actress girlfriend is kimberly williams. i agree with you that she's better (and much prettier than bridgette!) for him. btw, do you watch hallmark channel? she has a movie there titled "follow the stars home". it's a very nice, touching movie. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
 

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this jomar is fool fool <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">. Hey, they said last year the video producer re-produce this film acted by Bridgette when Sampras was about to marry her, poor Sam did not know about this <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">. This film is purely a yellow film and Sampras was embarassed about this but its already too late <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">. 14 babies, don't be think Bridgette is a pig!! No, Pete win your 14 grand slam next year so that jomar will eat his words <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">

Send me to the 80s, wow, thats great, be quick, I will be young again , hurray, hurry, back to my golden yeawr <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

hello marlin <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">. Sorry I don't know about this hallmark channel?? <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"> Well, I still think Bridgette is prettier but Kimberly is sweeter. At least she does not act in a yellow film

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well love is blind and sorry folks but Pete has chosen Bridgette. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> ...and they will live happily ever after. <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">

marlin, FP is very busy with her studies in Holland. She luckily got a scholarship, so there busy as bee. Hmmm...i love HallMark channel. I use to get it from my sattelite receiver but now it's gone!!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0"> all because of greedy subscription. <IMG SRC="smilies/freaked.gif" border="0">
 

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hmmm, why you defend Bridgette so much, yes I know, you must be her secret lover, you two want to cheat Pete's money, Pete, come here, kick your unfaithful wife out of your home and kill this bad jomar, he is the producer of your wife's yellow film!!
 

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Bridgitte is richer than Pete because her family owns the WILSON Company. See now why Pete is using a WILSON racquet???? <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

go Bridgitte, make Pete bald.*LOL***j/k <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" />
 

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although I am no smart, don't fool me liked I am a little child <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . You big liar, if Bridgette is rich, why she had to act in that yellow film! She already confessed to Pete that she had no money at the time and so acted in that yellow film <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> .

Pete said he will send a secret killer to klll you in a most unexpected way, so make your last wish and eat your last grilled chicken, well, may be they are going to spray poison into your grilled chicken, don't you dare to eat or not? <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Don't curse him to bald any more <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> I am not in good mood after reading an article saying that he doesn't know how to deal with his downfall and is about to put a curtain on his glittering career <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> waaa, my once invincible Pete is now a poor Pete <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> waaa

Hey, a guess for you. Which insect has 9 lifes liked cat? Last night, I discovered this insect and almost spent 1/4 of the insecticide to kill it but in vain, its still moving!! At last, I have to take off my shoes and knocked it to finish its life, do you know what is this insect <img src="cool.gif" border="0"> . A bon bon for you if you guess the right answer, hehehe.

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Bridgette make such films only for fun and enjoyment. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Pete can regain his lost energy when Brids becomes pregnant. He'll have time to rest on the 6th month. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

That insect must be a CATROACH---->a cockroach with nine lives like a CAT.hehehe...you're an <s>insect</s> CRIMINAL.

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oh then this Bridgette is a slut! I am going to ask Pete to kill her as well <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> .

I am sorry, no bon bon for you, its a lizard!! I fear big cockroaches and don't have guts to kill them. But I am not afraid of small ones because I meet them almost every day in my office (I have too much food underneath my seat to attract them <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> ) I MUST kill it because some people said spider/snakes/lizard will find you and take revenge afterwards if you do not kill them! If you kill a snake, their couple will find you because their dead eyes still show their killer's image!

Hahaha, actually I proposed to buy you swiss miss Martina chocolate at Marks and spencer, oh sorry, they are going to be in my belly soon, bye, I am going to bye them <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">
 

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Pete can't do that 'coz Bridgitte Wilson owns the racquet company WILSON. Pete's career will be over if he even thinks of killing the beautiful & sexy Bridge. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> the only thing that Bridge wanted about Pete is that he has a LOOONNNGGG ENDURANCE. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

well, i'm not a chocolate-MAN. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Be vigilant 'coz the lizard clan are already planning something for you. The father of that lizard hired a witch lizard and they were able to talk the soul of LIZ (name of the lizard that you killed). Awwww!!!! very scary indeeeeedddd!!!! <img src="eek.gif" border="0">
 

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you never change, stop telling lies <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . Everyone know Pete is rich, just his prize money amounted to US$40 million! Bridgette DOES not won the Wilson company!

Yes, you are not chocolate-MAN but you are the yellowest-man in the world <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> Oh but I have also bought jelly beans, middle east bread, muffin .... wow, very delicious, they will be going into my belly soon <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

I am sorry, the lizard told me that it is an orphan liked me and so no one will threaten my life <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> , hahaha <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

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do you think LIZ would be nice to you after what you've done to her????? she revealed everything you did to her like spraying insecticide 1,000,000 times, biting her tail, etc....) Now her family seeks REVENGE for her. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

ok, get fat my sexy sister. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />
 

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well, even if LIZ did tell lies, I have already killed ALL her family members some days ago. The black one should be her mother, she lied in the middle of my tea pot and died very quickly when I poured the tea out of the pot, the tea was too HOT <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . Her father was died because he sucked his head into the electrical holes?? (hehehe, sorry poor English).

Yes, I want to be FAT because the war is on, the end of world may be coming so I have to do all the happy thing immediately. Lets eat eat eat <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <img src="frown.gif" border="0">
 
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