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Really? Because your cat told me last night that he thinks you are are a contemptible reprobate and likes to steal cookies when you are not looking ;)
 

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-Ph51- said:
Well...in fact...he didn't tell!
He wrote it ;)
Did he scratch those words on your hand or something?:p
 

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My cat- Jack off Jill

My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat

When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
We watch him on TV

My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pussy superstar

My cat
Cool cat

My cat is everywhere
Sees what he can see
He may not be an actor
He acts atrociously

My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pussy superstar

My cat isn't crazy
He's everything to me
My cat burns the bible
And he thinks it's so funny

He isn't very good
He isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of art

Hates me as much as I hate you

My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat

When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
We watch him on TV

My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pussy superstar

My cat isn't crazy
He's everything to me
My cat burns the bible
And he thinks it's so funny

He isn't very good
He isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of art

My cat is handsome
He can play the guitar
He can break my arm in seven places
He can eat a whole watermelon
My cat my cat
 

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-Ph51- said:
It was a note under my pillow:devil:
What did he use to write it? Your blood?:p
 

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My cat Annabel is the sweest thing in the entire world.. she's always happy and she sleeps with me in my bed sometimes :awww: :hearts:
 

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I miss my doggie.
 
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