[TeeRexx]

Quatar, Emerites Feb. 17, 2002

Future Tennis Hall of Fame player, Monica Seles, shocked the tennis world today when she announced her engagement to a local billionaire sheik.

"I didn't like him at first because he was always asking me out", said the smiling Seles. When asked what made her change her mind, Seles revealed, "His wonderful smile, this soild gold trophy, 24kt. diamond ring, diamond necklace, chest of gold coins, 10 lbs. of precious stones and a 5 million dollar house ... for my dog".

Seles will continue to play tennis, but will soon be playing on the Seles Womens Association of Tennis (SWAT).
The shiek also sent several of his very large close employees to Germany to look for a special person in his fiance's life for undisclosed reasons.

Seles was then carried by four of her new servants to her personal 757 for her next match. Her dog followed in his new Jetstream.

 

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Concordes may only land in certain airports in the continental U.S.A. amd the 747 is bigger.

 

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Sure Monica is a golddigger.
She took all of those GS titles and now she wants all of the dough as well.

 

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No, Jeff.
He would become Mike Seles.
He who has the gold, calls the shots.

 

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Crap

Oh, I see someone has confessed what fills the inside of his head.

 

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How come there always has to be at least one fool who insist on bringing his own baggage of negativity wherever he goes and tries to plant it in places where there is reletive harmony?

Oh well, everyone is not happy with their own lives.

 

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dh - Your actions in this thread reveal your sick so-called personality.
I really feel sorry for you, dude, because you are really quite pathetic.

 

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I just try and ignore two over sensitive people who only want things to go their way and get pleasure from rehashing old grudges.

You can't please everyone all the time and some people anytime.

 

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Since you have a short memory, let me remind you that i did write just the same sort of story about VENUS on the Sanex board and funny, you didn't complain.

I am not trying to please you and your cohorts.
What I do, I do for my enjoyment and for those people who may find it entertaining.

I do not know what you find humorous and frankly, I don't give a damn.
Others have said that you are being unnecessarily petty. Take heed, they just may be right.

Lets not try and get all upset over a nonexistent issue.

Good bye.

 

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These two humorless drolls are probably just upset because they purchased tickets, as they did last year, to Indian Wells, but this time there will be no VENUS and SERENA to be the target of their obsenities, I guess.

 

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Thanks for the suggestion, Fin, old buddy.
I will try and put up some Indian Wells stuff when their tourney takes off.
I thought that was you that Richard was going after last year in the stands at IW?

Oh well, such is life.