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Bennifer....the latest "power couple" and a true pain in most of our asses, not only do i think they will not last, i also doubt they have any REAL chance of getting to the alter.

The same, however, cannot be said about Jennifer Capriati...and Mathew Perry..."mister tennis canada under-18'' Anyway, they are soooo good together...and they have alot ...and i mean ALOT in common....here lets stack the two together and see JUST how 'together' they REALLY ARE!


10 things about jen...and Matt

1. there both recovering drug addicts, ones a pot-head the others a paxill advocate (if ya know what i mean!)

2. pot bellies.....two pot bellies (need i say more?)

3. Party hardy syndrome.... they love to just "chill out like, um ya know?"

4. both are planning to go back to elementary school after there respected careers are over and master the english vocabulary....and there "123's"

5. both want two kids...."tennis players of course!"

6. both have fond appetites for hot dogs and mayonnaise sandwiches

7. One hates the william sisters and the other one wants there daughters to play like the william sisters (notice: this could cause marital friction)

8 Cant play tennis in noisy conditions (wind, babies....(gagged babies only), dropping napkins, the usual)

9. They love hot conditions, so that they can have eye surgery later on just to make excuses to go partying

10. They just love each other.....like totally!
 

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am i funny or am i funny?
 

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i think the reaction this thread got speaks volumes about how funny you are.

oh, that's being catty. you're a funny girl trish and i hope that someday the rest of the world will wake up and see this to.
 

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not being informed about gossip i don't know what u mean with bennifer...who's ben???
 

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mary jane....ben affleck, thats who i was reffering too.... swift in the spirit of maturity i have chosen not to take the low road (unlike some doughnuts around here) and rather ill just ignore your thoughtless and rather ....trashy remark directed towards me, but as far as im concerned i am funnier than you!


(its called jealousy people!)
 

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well if that where true id be the worst comedian on the planet...cause you truly have the smallest dick and the worst bedside manners for a belgian....(and ive fucked a few) but thankfully you Xavier are the lowlife and i have some class, and a good act....heres some advice....VIAGRA, take the whole bottle!
 

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on secound thought ask the pharmacist for there intire stock of viagra and take it all in one gulp....(you might succed in reaching 2 inches)
 

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excuse me? who are you to tell anyone where a top 10 list should start? ....thanks mother
 

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lol, sorry but this was rather unfunny. really, it wasnt very witty.

Im used to Dahhovah taking the piss out of Jennifer in a much funnier way over on gotennis. sorry
 

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:haha:
 

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For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mum you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no bike."

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