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In honour of Mashona and Capriati and also insired by the mashona thread, which players are most likely to commit an offence? let's have some fun!
I can see Serena and Justine commiting perjury
Elena D could be arrested for libel
Jankovic for indecent exposure
Maria for commiting consipracy to take a player out-of course the key suspect will be Yuri
Venus for loitering around museums whilst black
 

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jankovic for indecent exposure is exactly what i thought too :rolls:
 

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The charge against Dementieva would be slander, not libel.

Given the way she's been acting the last couple of weeks (and ignoring the whole latches and/or statute of limitations thing, I'm not sure which applies) she could easily plead excessive blondness/diminished mental capacity.

IDK what her deal is, but she's been in a snit since Paris. I have to wonder if she's suffering from a delayed reaction to Mommy Vera's illness or having a fight with Maxim or something. I mean even as a diehard fan I have to admit she can be snippy sometimes, but this is the most prolonged bout of brattiness I can remember.
 

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michelle larcher de brito and a whole bunch of WTA players --- noise pollution
 

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Most of these tennis gals are good dames who dream of winning big and making the big bucks since they were small, and hitting that ball just right and winning matches, I think very few have criminal dispositions or would go out and do crimes, they would be ashamed to do that and not have the criminal mentality.
 

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Plus, most of these girls, they have little going on intellectually, they play tennis and know all about training and playing matches, but most have practically no hobbies, education, interests, or really anything going on above the neck, which if you can become multi-millionaire in your teens, nothing to be ashamed of, but do half these girls really know what a crime is or how even to do one?
 

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Yes, but sometimes Dementieva's shot selection is positively criminal...
 

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Plus, most of these girls, they have little going on intellectually, they play tennis and know all about training and playing matches, but most have practically no hobbies, education, interests, or really anything going on above the neck, which if you can become multi-millionaire in your teens, nothing to be ashamed of, but do half these girls really know what a crime is or how even to do one?
Yes, but imagine Superfly/Dolemite/blaxploitation film possiblity about a turf war between two mobs run by Oracene and Mommy Vera...I bet you'd come out of retirement for that one!
 

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The audience would spend the whole film trying to guess whose side Sveta was on!
 
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