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She is MINOTAUR.

Most innately, naturally, overtly talented, and underachieving retard.

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How much did you smoke to come up with that? :lol:
 

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She should have won more slams, and Roland Garros just one time. Her Tier 1 title count shows how much she underachieved in the slams. :(

MINOTAUR, sadly 'tis true.
 
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Martinotaur vs. Renagoat: WWW?
 

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what? u replied to ur own thread nonsensically?
 

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éгaлитé;14954465 said:
Martinotaur vs. Renagoat: WWW?
Martinotaur.
6-0 6-0

with wooden rackets. :hearts:
 

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Martinotaur vs. Renagoat: WWW?
Peak Martinataur would snort the lines off the court before the match even starts. :tears:
 

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Martinotaur.
6-0 6-0

with wooden rackets. :hearts:
Then the result would be reversed because Minotaur had tested positive for a millionth of a gram of marijuana :sad:
 

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Peak Martinataur would snort the lines off the court before the match even starts. :tears:
Please, she has some self control. :rolleyes:

She would only snort the singles 'out' lines and the middle service line on Serenagoat's side. Then she would hit the ball all over the court, making Obeserenagoat run more, get tired, and eventually retire in Djokovic-esque fashion.

Tactics, see?
 

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Then the result would be reversed because Minotaur had tested positive for a millionth of a gram of marijuana :sad:
But aren't recreational drugs performance enhancing, according to the ITF.
In that case, Martina would win 6 - -2 6 - -3.

I wish she won Roland Garros and that AO against JCap.
 

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Goddammit Martina :banghead:

Should have won the French TWICE, and that AO against J Cap.

WTF? That about sums it up.

This very much bothers me. Almost makes me want to jump in a lake and drown myself, much like I wanted to do when Jelena wasted those four set points.

:banghead:
 

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Goddammit Martina :banghead:

Should have won the French TWICE, and that AO against J Cap.

WTF? That about sums it up.

This very much bothers me. Almost makes me want to jump in a lake and drown myself, much like I wanted to do when Jelena wasted those four set points.

:banghead:
Her biggest :weirdo: moment at RG is 2000 I think. No one talks about it, but a chance to face Conchita Martinez in the final? Come on. :help:
 

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But Majoli? :bigcry::bigcry:

That would have made her Hingoat.
 

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When you think about the GS's that she either SHOULD have , or COULD have won it's scary:

1997 French Open, 1999 French Open, 2000 French Open
2002 Australian Open

Add those 4 titles to her 5 already - 9 Grand Slams is definitely more 'legend-esque'
 

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When you think about the GS's that she either SHOULD have , or COULD have won it's scary:

1997 French Open, 1999 French Open, 2000 French Open
2002 Australian Open

Add those 4 titles to her 5 already - 9 Grand Slams is definitely more 'legend-esque'
She probably would've stuck around longer, too :sobbing:
 

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She is MINOTAUR.

Most innately, naturally, overtly talented, and underachieving retard.

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She's maybe a little bit of a "MINOTAUR", but probably the biggest one was Cjisters.
 

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She had no serve.

So, while the talents she had were prodigious, the one she didn't ran her out of the game- or at the very least, hastened her exit.
 
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