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Lindsay - the greatest FIGHTER on the tour?

  • YES, Lindsay is the greatest fighter OF ALL TIME !!!

    Votes: 9 52.9%
  • Lindsay is a great great fighter, but she is only a close second to the greatest fighter the game ha

    Votes: 8 47.1%

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Big Lindsay rang up Mr leach
said "Hon. I might as well come home and lay on the beach!
I've been playing in London where it's wet and cold
now I've just been beat by a seventeen year old!
struggled through the foot and then with the knee
and that little shit's whipped the ass off of Me
You know Me dear,I'm not one to complain
but being done in by Her is stewing My brain
I really thought My big serve and ground strokes would crush Her
now I wish Her and Her Daddy had stayed back in Russia
when She kept yelling c'mon and clenching Her fist
though I might not have shown it, I was getting more and more pissed

So I might just lay back, enjoy the California life style
we've got lots of cash, no need to work for a while
and if We get bored endlessly laying on different beaches
We can go back to bed ,and try to make some little Leaches

I think if I don't touch a racquet,go near a court for two years
I might just erase that shreiking sound of defeat from My ears!!
 
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"crush her - russia", now isn't that a nice couplet? ;)
 

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Well, i don't find this thread funny.

Not many other players have won 40 wta tour titles, become numbers 1 in both singles and doubles, won three grand slams on three different surfaces, won olympic gold, and recieved like seventeen million dollers in prize money without having ANY fight.

Lindsay is Lindsay, she's almost gone, and the fight she used to have, or the desire is gone aswell, you peeps takin the piss kinda makes me angry. :sad:
 

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Jen'sFan said:
Idiots, show some respect.
I think it is just a joke, so no need to insult anyone. This board can do with a bit of humour, don't you think? Lindsay is a great player, one of the best of her generation, but a fighter she isn't.
 

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Hell yes, I like to think I joke about My fav. player , the wonderful VeraheadZ
as much as any player,they are entertainers, that's why they get the big bucks(if they are any good) think of them like cartoon characters (eg. the roadrunner and the coyote) Horror of horrors, a few people spelt Lindsay's name a bit wrong a while back ,and some were calling for the death penalty
She wouldn't give a fat rat's backside what We call Her!
 
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