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A secret White House memo, drafted by Andrew Card, is being circularted that lists the punishments France can be expected to face:

French kissing will be outlawed.

Anyone found celebrating Le Quatorze Juillet will be forced to eat at McDonald’s for a week.

A ban in the import of Gaulloise cigarettes. (The last pack sold in America was to Louis Jourdan in 1953)

A mass burning of Johnny Halliday C.D.s

All posters of Charles DeGaulle in Washington D.C. will be torn down and shredded.

The White House mess will stop serving snails with garlic butter.

U.S. troops will no longer eat meals prepared by a French company, but will be obliged to eat a high fat Kentucky Fried Chicken diet.

Wives of Republican politicians will destroy their Chanel suits.

Pierre Cardin will be prohibited from visiting Nancy Reagan.

All flights to Paris, France will be redirected to Paris, Mississippi.

French Lick, Indiana awill be renamed Texas Lick.

The name Marcel Proust will be eradicated from all American libraries.

La Grenouille will be forced to change its name to The Frog.

Steak au Poivre will be renamed Texas Hot Pepper Steak.

Jacques Pepin will be ordered to stop speaking with a French accent and to start sounding like Julia Child.

...and last but certainly not least...

The French Open will be played under protest and Andre Agassi will wear a shirt decorated with the American flag.
 

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A secret White House memo, drafted by Andrew Card, is being circularted that lists the punishments France can be expected to face:

French kissing will be outlawed.
:eek: now that's harsh!
 

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Duh! In France, we simply call it "kiss". It's in the genes, you know

By the way, who is Jacques Pepin ? :) Oh, I've found out about him on Google. Interesting, I had never heard of him so far. He must be like Antonio Carluccio here :lick:
 
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