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Newsworld2003
NewYork-Universal Papers
Editor & Chief- Trish Stratus
Stratusfaction Enterprises Limited



Battle of The Sexes, Capriati vs Johnny Mac? Its on!

The match that had been in the rumer mill for months now has finally been confirmed, it will be former teen queen, American sweetheart turned tennis superstar Jennifer Capriati vs the Old Guard of tennis, and perverbial 'hot-head' Johnny Mac.

Its been over 35 years since the last battle of the sexes when Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs fought in the Astro Dome and this battle is promised to be no less dramatic, intence and hard hitting. Since that epic battle which saw Riggs fall in straight sets to the vibrant young King, womens tennis has literally evolved. We have gone from demure women hitting with wooden raquets to power hugging female athelets hitting harder servs than most of there male counterparts.

While most would conclude that this could end up being an easy walkover by the 40-something Macenroe one cannot overly dismiss the baseline bashing, ground running Capriati whose fitness and sheer strength often gets her the moniker of 'tennises Mohameed Ali'. Whatever happens though, both players can expect a hefty check (in the range of 1.5 million each) in the bank and the expectation that this will be a closely contested battle....may the best man or woman win!



Disclaimer: i am the best

SIDE NOTES: TopShotta- bite me :lol: :fiery:

Danner Carl-ill get back to you on those tick's....do you want front row? hawaii? ill see what i can doo ? honolulu or Waikiki? i got connections babe no worries!


note*** this article in its entirety is a complete and utter fabrication of my totally delicious imagination...enjoy! :lick:
 

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omg!!! im sooooo excited...i wonder if the match ill be on cbs?
 

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YES! :bounce:

COME ON JEN!
 

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Seriously, I hope not. This is so embarrassing. Why would Jcap even bother? I wish Jcap would follow in the footsteps of the Williams sisters and decline. It's a bit idiotic to me.
 

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Good joke
 

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If its true, this is so cool, go jennifer show him the girl power!!!!!! I would have prefer Vénus Williams to play against a men...but that's cool
 

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Is this only in USA papers? If so give me a link please trish!
 

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:banghead:

topshotta suck my apple pie bitch
 

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YAY you know im always wondering why im the only person who really knows how to read (this is for you TopShotta) i actually READ (and THE SOURCE magazine and porno mags dont count Toppy :p ) so i guess i would be the only girl around here with the brains enough to post these tid bits up..."all hail...me!" :worship: :worship: :lol:


-toodles! :kiss:
 

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Trish101 said:
power hugging female athelets hitting harder servs than most of there male counterparts.
Most!?!?

There are 2 or 3 women who can hit serves that travel at the same speed as 'most of their male counterparts', max.
 

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Volcana said:
Most!?!?

There are 2 or 3 women who can hit serves that travel at the same speed as 'most of their male counterparts', max.
There are no women who can hit serves as hard as men- PERIOD. Just because Brenda Schultz and Venus Williams break the 120 barrier, doesn't mean they can break the 140 barrier, which is an even more common occurrence among the men than the 120 break among the women.

I don't understand this "Battle of the Sexes" dog and pony show draw. Men and Women are not equal, they are different. In many respects they compliment and sometimes complete each other. However, if the general public continues to pay good money and watch this crap, they deserve- a dog and pony show.

"Let them eat cake"- Marie Antoinette
 

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how the hell do you know itll be crap? what a presumption! Are you saying that Jennifer couldnt hit with him? how DARE you!

i SMELL a sexist pig!
 

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'dog and pony show' my ass!
 

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Trish101 said:
how the hell do you know itll be crap? what a presumption! Are you saying that Jennifer couldnt hit with him? how DARE you!

i SMELL a sexist pig!

Obviously, my post was way beyond your grasp, trixie. Be a good girl and jump through that ring of fire again for me, would you? I'll give you another piece of cake...
 

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alfajeffster said:
Obviously, my post was way beyond your grasp, trixie. Be a good girl and jump through that ring of fire again for me, would you? I'll give you another piece of cake...

:lol: :lol:
 
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