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ted subjects...

...a haiku is a Japanese poem that takes the form 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 again...thus:

for the time being
all my posts will be haikus
will people notice?

(...technically, the three lines should be independent statements...ie not sentences that have been split...or summat like that...but a bit of cheating is ok... :) )

Martina Hingis.

painful though it is
whether she's injured or not
she will not return.

Monica Seles.

fans should consider
not what she might have achieved
rather, what she did.

Lina K.

prettiest by far
though it is sad to conclude
results disappoint.

Mirjana Lucic.

so many troubles
they must have taken their toll
you lazy fat cow.

:)
 

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So Inconsistent
Please Listen to me Patty
Rainer Hoffman sucks!
 

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J-Cap has great strokes
But there's one little problem:
Can't win a third set

Only one grunter
Is even worth discussing
Monica Seles

Navratilova
Now let me say that again:
Navratilova

Martina Hingis
Was a great tennis player
Now she rides horses

Dear Venus Williams
Will you please beat your sister?
Thank you very much.
 

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MisterQ said:
Dear Venus Williams
Will you please beat your sister?
Thank you very much.
;) :yeah:
 

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MisterQ said:
J-Cap has great strokes
But there's one little problem:
Can't win a third set

Only one grunter
Is even worth discussing
Monica Seles

Navratilova
Now let me say that again:
Navratilova

Martina Hingis
Was a great tennis player
Now she rides horses

Dear Venus Williams
Will you please beat your sister?
Thank you very much.
Good ones!
 
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