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This is really sleazy and I cant believe I'm going to talk about here, but here goes:

I used to work in a club and one night after it closed an Italian bouncer that I'd fancied for a while was boasting about his physique, and how he was a Thai boxing champ, and could do the splits. I got two chairs, put them four feet apart and told him to do it. Sure enough, he could do it, so then I said "Now do it naked"

It was successful.

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i'm a big slut but i'm hot and confident enough for guys to notice me and chat me up.
 

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JonBcn said:
This is really sleazy and I cant believe I'm going to talk about here, but here goes:

I used to work in a club and one night after it closed an Italian bouncer that I'd fancied for a while was boasting about his physique, and how he was a Thai boxing champ, and could do the splits. I got two chairs, put them four feet apart and told him to do it. Sure enough, he could do it, so then I said "Now do it naked"

It was successful.

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LOL!

thaxs for sharing :)
 

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boyz!there's lots of me to go around! :eek: i've never tried a menage a trois(sp? :confused: ) before and i'm willing to give it a go! :eek: :devil: :p :devil:
 

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CKB (and this isn't a chat up line!):

Shouldnt you be in bed at this hour? :confused:
 

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JonBcn said:
CKB (and this isn't a chat up line!):

Shouldnt you be in bed at this hour? :confused:
i am in bed, jerking off to the pics that i was gonna use in my Anna nekkid posing troll thread


- Car Key Boi :devil:
 

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lmao! I wont detain you any further then... <runs>
 

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Calista1 said:
boyz!there's lots of me to go around! :eek: i've never tried a menage a trois(sp? :confused: ) before and i'm willing to give it a go! :eek: :devil: :p :devil:
Ra!'s all round :)

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Satan said:
hey key boi, let's see who can shoot farther! :devil:

LOL! i've already blown my load over the Anna pics :D so yuo win LA Boi

the Car Key Boi salutes YUO!

- Car Key Boi :wavey:
 

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Hmm... I have to get really drunk to start chatting up... I've used

"You look like a parking ticket, you've got FINE written all over you", and also when a mate of mine introdiced me to her best mate, my introductory line was (and I was absolutely hammered, a stumbling wreck of a man after about 17 pints)..."I want to fire my spunk over your amazing breasts".

Both were unsuccessful funnily enough.
 

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I have used so many when a "jon" was on the fence. He always wanted me, but the price sometimes put him off. In my best days, I wasn't cheap. Here are a few lines I have successfully used to get a "jon" off the fence:

"I know what you really want. You want to do things to me. I know what you dream about."

"I happen to like uncomplicated sex."

"I'll fuck you so good."

"I'll do all those things you like."

"Are you ready for me, [insert name]?"

"My breasts are very nice--nicer than the other girls'"

"How do you want to make it? Like this? [do crude demonstration]"

"I'll suck your cock until your nose bleeds."

"We can make it fast, or we can make it slow. Either way, I'm the best you'll ever have." I stole this from a porn flick I was once in.

These aren't the most original, but they all worked.
 

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only desperate people need pick-up lines
 

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Satan said:
hey key boi, let's see who can shoot farther! :devil:



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