LOL!JonBcn said:This is really sleazy and I cant believe I'm going to talk about here, but here goes:
I used to work in a club and one night after it closed an Italian bouncer that I'd fancied for a while was boasting about his physique, and how he was a Thai boxing champ, and could do the splits. I got two chairs, put them four feet apart and told him to do it. Sure enough, he could do it, so then I said "Now do it naked"
It was successful.