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Partial list of suggestions from Jon Wertheim of CNNSI
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1) Anna Kournikova: There are plenty of qualified coaches on the market who can help you with strategy and nerves. (See: Gilbert, Brad, inter alia) And, Lord knows, you can afford any of them. How about treating yourself?

2) Lleyton Hewitt: Perception matters. When you hail from Adelaide, are ranked No.1, and yet Australian sports fans are ambivalent about you, it's time to do to your image what Greta Van Susteren did to her face.

3) Serena Williams: Get thee netward.

4) Martina Hingis: As long as your second serve can be timed with a sundial, it's going to be awfully tough to reclaim the rankings penthouse.
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ANNA, SERENA and Hingis really need to heed this advice. :rolleyes:

Note: Greta is a former CNN analyst, who now works for FOX, who made major improvements in her mug with plastic surgery. :eek:
 

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LOL!

Tell me something i don't know!
 

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Monica_Rules -
Tell me something i don't know!
You do not know when to use a capital "I", I guess. :p
Hey, I couldn't help it, buddy. ;) :wavey:
 
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