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I got my role of film back and found this.... see the face?
looks like a demon or something lol
 

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That's scary, but not as scary as when the first set of my press photographs for "Six Wives: A Musical" came back! Awful. I yelled at my press agent's assistant, "Lousy, I look like a beast! What kind of press agent are you? Why do they have to send me some green kid fresh out of NYU!?!?!" Then I screamed at him "OUT!!" and sent him scurrying from my dressing room. Then some autograph seeking ingenue came by and I greeted her with my usual, "Who the hell are you?" Then I heaped a bunch of abuse on her and threw her out, too, without an autograph.

Bad pictures put me in a lousy mood.
 

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Kathleen, is that really you? I didn't want to tell you this, but since you're posting here, I figure, what the hell, when are you going to get those horrible caps of yours fixed? Dear, your the Tim Henman of Hollywood with those teeth! You can't win an Oscar with horrible teeth, dear, this isn't 1931 anymore.
 
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